i don’t do outlines but now google docs does them

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i don’t do outlines but now google docs does them if you use headers in your shit and so i present to you this I Are An Serious Author gem from a secret surprise WIP that is currently undergoing revision

[img description: an outline with numbered chapters one through five; between three and four there is an inserted subheading that reads, “ADD SeX HERE??” because i fumble-fingered the capslock and it was funnier to leave it like that] (Your picture was not posted)

i swear i am not making this up

will know why, though surely i will forget that i wrote this

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truly genuinely honestly at this exact moment, my brother-in-law and the farm’s livestock manager are crammed into the tiny office in front of the farm computer, shopping online for boar semen.

shopping online for boar semen

this is a real thing that farmers do! this is real! i am so blessed to be in the adjacent room overhearing this, i also get a gold star for not laughing out loud

they also have had to buy the implement one uses to do the uh. the deed. (Your picture was not posted)