got no punchlines lately, listen i'm writing a lot, and that's good, but it
takes a lot out, and i don't do anything else, so
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idk if this is a thing i’m glad the quarantine gave me, but. i have now
successfully given a number of quite short haircuts in my life. i’d never
used clippers before but now i’m pretty decent at holding a person’s ears
out of the way to buzz off the hair so it doesn’t touch them.
i did my sister’s hair with the longest guard on top. that was really
short. she likes it, but admits it’s a bit extreme. i borrowed her clippers
this week, and cut dude’s hair in the driveway. He doesn’t want the top of
his head that short, so I did the whole top of his head with scissors, and
it started out looking like a bowl cut, but he kept shaking his head hard
and then saying “too heavy here” and pointing to where there was too much
hair left and i would cut more where he pointed, and in the end it looks
kinda like it did when he went to a real barber.
I think hairdressers should be well paid for their jobs and I think we
should go back to hairdressers, but I also think that dude looks decent
like this, and if he doesn’t want to go to a hairdresser he shouldn’t have
to. (I consistently underestimate how much he Does Not Like talking to
people. It’s really uncomfortable for him.)
I also think I should buy my sister a longer guard for her clippers, so
next time I can do her hair more like she likes.
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