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Smiths, dogs,...
Jun. 28th, 2020 01:27 amvia https://ift.tt/31kjtTv
Smiths, dogs, s'mores.
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Smiths, dogs, s'mores.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CB9XnJYhvgZ/?igshid=chc25y292nfu
Jun. 28th, 2020
i think we can all agree
Jun. 28th, 2020 12:27 pmvia https://ift.tt/2BITFWr
anais-ninja-bitch:
cipheramnesia:
anais-ninja-bitch:
anais-ninja-bitch:
anais-ninja-bitch:
that canon lies, and cats actually like witchers just fine.
cats just get a little freaked out at first, like when they meet a new cat.
just keep your witcher in the bathroom for the first day or so. they’ll smell each other through the door, and it’ll be less tense when they’re ready to meet face to face.
you can also brush your cat and your witcher with the same brush, so that they smell like one another.
My Witcher keeps trying to chew on the brush.
that’s just part of normal scent-marking and social grooming. it’s fine.
anais-ninja-bitch:
cipheramnesia:
anais-ninja-bitch:
anais-ninja-bitch:
anais-ninja-bitch:
that canon lies, and cats actually like witchers just fine.
cats just get a little freaked out at first, like when they meet a new cat.
just keep your witcher in the bathroom for the first day or so. they’ll smell each other through the door, and it’ll be less tense when they’re ready to meet face to face.
you can also brush your cat and your witcher with the same brush, so that they smell like one another.
My Witcher keeps trying to chew on the brush.
that’s just part of normal scent-marking and social grooming. it’s fine.
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dinahdarling:
des8pudels8kern:
dinahdarling:
this post was made because i always see jaskier annoying geralt, like constantly.
it’s time for the bard to realise just how irritating a man can be when he has nearly 100 year’s worth of knowledge and zero people to unload it off to. also, like when they’re both staring at tracks in the ground and geralt says something like,
geralt: the werewolf came this way
jaskier: yeah, i know, we’re looking at the same fucking tracks, wtf?
like, i know jaskier can irritate geralt,
but fuck me, if geralt can’t irritate jaskier too.
dinahdarling:
i want more geralt annoying the shit outta jaskier,
like, proper know-it-all geralt just picking apart all of jaskier’s songs and poetry, getting them kicked outta taverns cause some dickhead doesn’t know the difference between noonwraiths and grave-hags, going on long-ass tangents about the etymology of elder speech, just thoroughly getting riled up because someone described an ekimmara as a katakan in a child’s storybook, and he must complain about it for seven hours straight, jaskier, you don’t understand, this is why humans are doomed to die out, they’re so stupid jaskier, why, why are they like this??
cause like,
yeah, jaskier may annoy geralt - but if you’ve been friends with someone and you’ve been in close quarters with them for long enough, you will eventually begin to develop a two-way street of irritation,
sometimes, that irritation develops into reluctant fondness,
other times, it develops into a kinda sensation where one must repress the urge to shove their lute up their darling witcher’s arse cause for the last time, no one gives a shit about the difference in sirens and ekhidnas…
…Now I want Geralt pointing out the most obvious of things, because how is he supposed to know what Jaskier’s inferior senses can register? He’s just trying to be helpful. Honestly.
*enter game!geralt*
geralt, gazing up at the sky: looks like rain
jaskier, absolutely soaked from the torrential rain: you don’t fuckin’ say???
dinahdarling:
des8pudels8kern:
dinahdarling:
this post was made because i always see jaskier annoying geralt, like constantly.
it’s time for the bard to realise just how irritating a man can be when he has nearly 100 year’s worth of knowledge and zero people to unload it off to. also, like when they’re both staring at tracks in the ground and geralt says something like,
geralt: the werewolf came this way
jaskier: yeah, i know, we’re looking at the same fucking tracks, wtf?
like, i know jaskier can irritate geralt,
but fuck me, if geralt can’t irritate jaskier too.
dinahdarling:
i want more geralt annoying the shit outta jaskier,
like, proper know-it-all geralt just picking apart all of jaskier’s songs and poetry, getting them kicked outta taverns cause some dickhead doesn’t know the difference between noonwraiths and grave-hags, going on long-ass tangents about the etymology of elder speech, just thoroughly getting riled up because someone described an ekimmara as a katakan in a child’s storybook, and he must complain about it for seven hours straight, jaskier, you don’t understand, this is why humans are doomed to die out, they’re so stupid jaskier, why, why are they like this??
cause like,
yeah, jaskier may annoy geralt - but if you’ve been friends with someone and you’ve been in close quarters with them for long enough, you will eventually begin to develop a two-way street of irritation,
sometimes, that irritation develops into reluctant fondness,
other times, it develops into a kinda sensation where one must repress the urge to shove their lute up their darling witcher’s arse cause for the last time, no one gives a shit about the difference in sirens and ekhidnas…
…Now I want Geralt pointing out the most obvious of things, because how is he supposed to know what Jaskier’s inferior senses can register? He’s just trying to be helpful. Honestly.
*enter game!geralt*
geralt, gazing up at the sky: looks like rain
jaskier, absolutely soaked from the torrential rain: you don’t fuckin’ say???