Eat the Rich MotörheadThey say music is the

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Eat the Rich Motörhead

They say music is the food of love,
Let’s see if you are hungry enough,
Take a bite, take another, just like a good boy would,
Get a sweet thing on the side,
Home cooking, homicide,
Side order, could be your daughter,
Fingerlicking good

Come on baby, eat the rich,
Put the bite on the son of a bitch,
Don’t mess around, don’t give me no switch,
C'mon baby eat the rich
C'mon baby eat the richS

ittin’ here in a restaurant,
Tell the waiter just what you want
Is that the meat, you wanted to eat,
How would you ever know?
Hash browns an’ bacon strips,
I love the way that you lick your lips,
No fooling, I can see you drooling,
Feel the hunger grow

Come on baby, eat the rich,
Put the bite on the son of a bitch,
Don’t mess around, don’t give me no switch,
C'mon baby eat the rich
C'mon baby eat the rich

Eat up, eat you, eat me,
Eat two, get one free
Shetland pony, extra pepperoni
Just pick up the phone,
Eat Greek, or eat Chinese,
Eat salad, or scarf up grease
You’re on the shelf, maybe eat yourself,
Come on, bite my bone

Come on baby, eat the rich,
Put the bite on the son of a bitch,
Don’t mess around, don’t give me no switch,
C'mon baby eat the rich
C'mon baby eat the rich

Source: LyricFind

Songwriters: Joe Perry / Steven Tyler / Jim Vallance

sigurdjarlson:Ciri: jaskier…are your songs about

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sigurdjarlson:

Ciri: jaskier…are your songs about geralt

Jaskier sarcastically: no they’re about some other Witcher

Geralt slamming his fist on the table: ITS ESKEL ISNT IT?

sugarspiceandcursewords replied to your

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sugarspiceandcursewords replied to your photo “Listen I didn’t have very much stationery hoarded after all so we’re…”

This is fantastic and I may steal your idea.

I think it’s a fantastic trend! Like… just cross out the weird greeting and go for it. I decided in mine it was funnier to write “pandemic” than “quarantine” where it had said “holiday” but the one set of cards says “This holiday season, it’s all about going to parties” and I’m not even sure where to start so I’ve just been leaving it and drawing a line around it and being like “OK hilarious”. 

clotpoleofthelord replied to your post “ancient sea update”

loved this chapter. It made me cry into my muffin.

Aww, I didn’t intend for it to be a tearjerker– but also, I got your card, and yes it got glitter everywhere, and no I don’t care, but I think this means we’re idea twins or maybe you came up with this first because that is really a beautiful holiday card. Anyway, I hope this is the trend the history books pick up on, because I think it’s hilarious and obviously isn’t a huge leap for most people to come up with. 

Spontaneously, most of the Western world started sending one another repurposed holiday cards during the quarantine, because it was no longer a custom for people to keep large stocks of stationery in their homes apart from holiday cards bought on clearance or just in case.

Apropos of neither of these replies, I stopped by my workplace yesterday to grab my paycheck, and the other guy in my department was there– the online department is still technically operating– and he was flustered and exhausted because for some reason over the weekend Amazon had turned off their own listings, and had let everyone shopping purchase the independent sellers on the site’s listings instead, and that meant that he, by himself with no warehouse employees working, suddenly had peak christmas-season level orders to process with no warning? And then I saw a post that Amazon warehouse workers were on strike.

So that’s why. Amazon turned off the orders going to their warehouses to cut down on the influence of the strike, making all their independent sellers into scabs, and when those independent sellers aren’t prepared for the huge influx of orders, it’ll reflect poorly on those sellers’ metrics instead of their own. (Two months ago they stopped removing poor service reviews from Amazon warehouse-fulfilled orders– the reviews complaining of being sent the wrong item etc., on things that we independent sellers had pre-sent to the Amazon warehouse? Those would be the fault of the Amazon workers picking and packing those items, not the independent seller who owned the item, right? But poor reviews de-rank a seller in the algorithm and can lead to them being entirely removed. Sellers are motivated not to make mistakes picking orders because of that, but Amazon’s warehouse workers have literally no connection to the independent sellers. In the past, Amazon would remove the reviews that were for things that clearly weren’t the sellers’ fault, but now they don’t anymore and it’s just tough luck. So we’re always on the verge of falling out the bottom of the algorithm due to circumstances beyond our control, and now they’re using that same algorithm against us by just not taking orders while they’re overwhelmed. A seller doesn’t have that same option– we’d have to turn off our listings individually.)

Anyway. Amazon is a fuck, please don’t keep shopping there. 

a lil teaser before i go

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I’m accidentally topical all over. Yes, I’m headed for Magic!Zoom Fantasy Threesome territory in Ancient Sea, but it’s proving logistically recalcitrant and I may not end up going that way after all.

However, I did manage to get this great Jaskier line while I was slogging away at it yesterday, and i leave you with this until I can come back to it:

“Listen,” Jaskier said, “I am a man of very simple desires, and one of those desires is to get absolutely railed in every possible way by the pair of you, is that so wrong?”

onward

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So, I’m going to take my self-isolated ass (I’m on day 12, I think?) and relocate 60 miles east to the home of my also self-isolated friend, with her two young children, and stay there for… the week? not sure how long, in an attempt to keep her children from killing and eating her. (The 5 year old is not taking self-isolation well and has un-potty-trained herself, and won’t let her mother spend enough time with the 7-year-old to even set him up to do his remote learning work, not even the setup, and she’s attempting to re-meld herself into her mother as an individual and has generally melted down. They’ve got a therapist but like, what can you even do.)

So I figure, since my sister doesn’t want me to come to the farm, I’ll go there.

The only risk is that this friend’s husband is a doctor. He’s been off work by prearrangement this past week, but he’ll be going in this coming week. Now, he’s not really a front-line worker, he’s an anaesthesiologist, so he’s got basically zero business interacting with COVID-19 patients, but. He’s definitely an exposure risk just by being at the hospital. I have no idea how risky that is, but I know he’s pretty motivated not to bring it home. If he has to isolate from his family, that’s going to make it even worse on those kids. If he doesn’t, well, then that’s an exposure risk and i guess I’ll deal. I don’t want to get stuck perpetually in quarantine there, but I’d be more useful there than here, and I’m not getting much done in my own house, I’m just freaking out. So.

People are asking how my dude will fare without me, and listen I abandon him all summer every summer, he’s used to this. I hope i can come back relatively promptly but we’ll see. He’ll be fine even if I don’t. 

Anyhow, I’m just finishing breakfast and then I have to pack and hit the road. We’ll see how this goes. I should be able to post relatively as normal from there but my writing output will probably slow a bit. We’ll see. 

domirine: i had the pleasure of drawing eskel getting some much...

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domirine:

i had the pleasure of drawing eskel getting some much needed rest for the lovely theashenphoenix ! proud of how this came out and that i had the patience to pimp out all the tiny details - which turns out is something i really enjoy (•̀ᴗ•́)و

commission info here!