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Haha friend, that isn’t malice.
My progress hasn’t been as wordy today but I did in my head at least figure out a bunch more of the link to Found Cat.
Nobody’s going to mind if literally none of this adds up to any kind of canon timeline, right? Cassian is younger than Poe, that’s just how it is.
And I think Bail Organa is alive, but we’ll have to see how that works out.
Baze nodded thoughtfully, and now that Bodhi was a little bit used to them he could see that the man’s expression was pleasantly neutral, it was just that the heavy sweep of his forehead terminated by his eyebrow ridge made him look forbidding or disapproving. He wasn’t really frowning, his face was just shaped that way.
Chirrut, however, stepped closer to Bodhi, and lit up incomprehensibly. “He’s hot, isn’t he,” Chirrut said.
“What?” Bodhi blinked in complete confusion. He’d been considering Baze and had to mentally rewind the conversation to remember that he’d been talking about Jeron.
“Your sled dog driver,” Chirrut said. “I didn’t think you inclined that way, but either you’re attracted to him or frightened of him, I can’t tell which.”
“I think you’re reaching, a little, there,” Baze said, to Chirrut, and then added something in, presumably, Chinese.
Chirrut answered him, sounding indignant, just a couple of words, and went on, “He has no trust in my capabilities, haven’t I told you this?” to Bodhi.
“There was an amusing diatribe about cereal,” Bodhi said. He pulled out his phone and glanced at the time. “I don’t have any more time to talk, but I’ll try later to figure out why you think I’m either attracted to or terrified about my sled dog friend. Oh! I did find out he really does have a dog, though! A big one, apparently. So there’s that bit of trivia to chew on. Anyway I have to get to work– I’m stopping by the grocery store later and thought to ask if you needed anything, but if you’ve the day off you’re probably already planning on going in.”
Baze nodded. “That was on the list,” he said. “Thank you for asking, though. It eases my mind greatly to know we have such a considerate neighbor.”
“You know I can’t go two weeks without making new friends,” Chirrut said.
“I do know that,” Baze said. “It doesn’t make this one any less exceptionally nice.”
“That is true,” Chirrut said. “Thank you, Bodhi. I hope your day is pleasant.”
“Thanks,” Bodhi said, and made his exit.

Haha friend, that isn’t malice.
My progress hasn’t been as wordy today but I did in my head at least figure out a bunch more of the link to Found Cat.
Nobody’s going to mind if literally none of this adds up to any kind of canon timeline, right? Cassian is younger than Poe, that’s just how it is.
And I think Bail Organa is alive, but we’ll have to see how that works out.
Baze nodded thoughtfully, and now that Bodhi was a little bit used to them he could see that the man’s expression was pleasantly neutral, it was just that the heavy sweep of his forehead terminated by his eyebrow ridge made him look forbidding or disapproving. He wasn’t really frowning, his face was just shaped that way.
Chirrut, however, stepped closer to Bodhi, and lit up incomprehensibly. “He’s hot, isn’t he,” Chirrut said.
“What?” Bodhi blinked in complete confusion. He’d been considering Baze and had to mentally rewind the conversation to remember that he’d been talking about Jeron.
“Your sled dog driver,” Chirrut said. “I didn’t think you inclined that way, but either you’re attracted to him or frightened of him, I can’t tell which.”
“I think you’re reaching, a little, there,” Baze said, to Chirrut, and then added something in, presumably, Chinese.
Chirrut answered him, sounding indignant, just a couple of words, and went on, “He has no trust in my capabilities, haven’t I told you this?” to Bodhi.
“There was an amusing diatribe about cereal,” Bodhi said. He pulled out his phone and glanced at the time. “I don’t have any more time to talk, but I’ll try later to figure out why you think I’m either attracted to or terrified about my sled dog friend. Oh! I did find out he really does have a dog, though! A big one, apparently. So there’s that bit of trivia to chew on. Anyway I have to get to work– I’m stopping by the grocery store later and thought to ask if you needed anything, but if you’ve the day off you’re probably already planning on going in.”
Baze nodded. “That was on the list,” he said. “Thank you for asking, though. It eases my mind greatly to know we have such a considerate neighbor.”
“You know I can’t go two weeks without making new friends,” Chirrut said.
“I do know that,” Baze said. “It doesn’t make this one any less exceptionally nice.”
“That is true,” Chirrut said. “Thank you, Bodhi. I hope your day is pleasant.”
“Thanks,” Bodhi said, and made his exit.
