May. 4th, 2016

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so what I’m getting from this is that everyone in the Bey/Dameron family is a precious cinnamon roll who must be protected at all costs

Each in their own special way, yes.
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please be aware of these star wars facts

#‘he called me BUDDY once’ #‘what are we’
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Right now I do not know how I’m going to feed the horses for the rest of the month. I have managed to scrape out enough to pay for the last load of hay (if that late check finally gets here), but once it’s eaten, which it will be in about ten days, I don’t know what I’m going to do. The farm will be gone by midsummer unless I find a steady source of sufficient income. I’ve been hustling like a hustling thing but so far with minimal results. The market does not want either me or the horses. The horses are all old and therefore retired and unsalable, or else would require thousands of dollars’ worth of training and show fees to have any sale value. No one can take them. The market is saturated with unwanted horses and the rescues are overloaded. I am over 60, hearing impaired (ergo, unable to use the phone), and with chronic fatigue syndrome which makes office or minimum-wage work difficult to impossible. And minimum wage would not support the animals, let alone me. All my income streams from backlist books, editing, writing, etc. have shrunk to a trickle or dried up. No one has booked a Camp in over a year.

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I am currently suffering through the fact that I don’t have a date to go see the movie and I don’t want to go by myself. I may not see it for a while. i’m sort of resigned at this point to getting spoilered so thoroughly I don’t get to enjoy it. There’s a chance I might convince the dude to go this weekend but he’s doing the thing where he’s refusing to take any of my timid overtures and wants me to use my words, but I am so thoroughly unable to use my words as to be reluctant to waste it on something like that. 

Ha ha guess you weren’t expecting that answer! 
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Iiii went to bed at a normal human hour [TMI: so I could get epically laid], and did not finish the chapter last night. [Clearly my life is just one unrelenting hellscape, right? Poor me!]

I’ve taken it from a too-skimpy 4,000ish words up to *checks* a, hm. Oh. Over 10k words, so, I have two choices. 

#1 spent the rest of the day finishing the scene where Poe is having a slumber party in a hangar with a bunch of cadets and BB-8

or #2 cut the two Poe and cadets scenes and publish the chapter as-is, closer to 8k in length.

Either scenario nets us a chapter update today, but #2 would have it probably be at lunch and #1 more likely in the evening. 

I don’t have any method of doing polls or anything so I’m going to just do what seems right to me. (The Poe-and-cadets scenes are kind of low-impact compared to the rest, and may not actually serve much to advance the plot. I thought I’d have more character revelations but I haven’t. They’re actually the kind of thing I’d rather do several refining passes on. But! They wouldn’t fit anywhere else in the story, I don’t think, because of timeline, so they’re a side-story I’ll either tell now or not at all within the context of the story. They’d make excellent cut scene material, but so far I haven’t uncovered any of the information i would need them to convey to advance the story. I need to take a long look at where else that information can get conveyed. So far all the scenes are telling the reader is that cadets are cute and poe is having some troubles but is generally a decent guy. Like, … duh?)

It’s a dilemma. So– chapter 7 is forthcoming but what good is life without a little drama. The delay and writing everything in this order means you get to meet the Outer Rim gang Kes used to hang with [Frontera; I never came up with a better name, but this is a universe wherein starfighter pilots are named for Beastie Boys albums so I could do worse than a random word], and Kes’s old friend Etto. (Because what this story needed, clearly, was more middle-aged Iberican gangsters with facial tattoos. What this tells you, though, is that Etto is a very-young Iberican gangster with facial tattoos in the prequel story of Kes and Shara, and you should look forward to that because he is adorable.)

“I lost everyone on Hosnia!” Etto shouted. “My wife! My daughter! My grandson! Hundreds of my friends, my colleagues, my clan! You are not the only one, Kes. If even one of my family had been spared to me I would not quarrel with them!”

Rage or not, Kes had been Etto’s friend for his entire adult life, and he stared at Etto’s ravaged face, through the mask of tattooed markings, and finally recognized some of the fresh ones as bereavement markings, and said, “I’m sorry, Etto.”

“My grandson was born sick,” Etto said, quiet and sad. “They moved to Hosnia to be nearer to the hospital. He was better and was doing well and they said he would be perfect in another few months, and he’d be able to live anywhere, so we could go home. But Hosnia is gone and everyone who was on it. Including him. Before he ever got to live.”

“I’m sorry,” Kes said. He’d known about the grandson, he remembered. Norasol had sent a care package. He’d included booze. “I had been afraid you were dead too, Etto. It was a relief to see your name on the manifest.”

“I wish I had been with them,” Etto said.
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I’m already seeing a lot of portrayals of Finn’s backstory as a Stormtrooper hinging on wanton violence and trauma. But I wonder if anyone has considered that the way Troopers are conditioned might be by an excess of care/attention, not by violence? I mean, we have evidence of that reading in the fact that Finn’s negative reaction is noted and pursued by his commanding officer. That demonstrates a heightened awareness of each of the troopers, not a lack of care. I wonder if maybe the medical care for troopers–as an example–was absolutely the best that money can buy, but not offered with pleasantries. Like, maybe Finn has had medical care thousands of times but usually he was put under sedation at the drop of a hat rather than allowed to stay conscious and engaged with the medical process. Like, maybe the biggest difference between his current medical care and what he experienced as a trooper is that they’re going to explain what they’re doing at every step now and he’s going to have to push himself to heal, not rely on them making it easy on him.

Like, if a trooper got a spinal injury, wouldn’t it make sense for the clearly affluent First Order to simply replace the spine and, like, build new muscle tissue or whatnot, rather than putting a trooper through longterm physical therapy and making him choose which course of treatment he wants.

Also, I think it’s worth thinking about how everything is easy as a trooper, but nothing is personal and that might be another key difference. I totally buy the idea of Finn being chronically touch-starved and unable to assert choices, though. I am loving that trend in the fic. I bet other key differences could include:

now he has to own things and remember where they are. Like, he takes off his shoes outside and then forgets that, you know, they’re his and he has to come back barefoot to find them later

also remembering how stuff belongs to other people too. Like, he doesn’t recognize the gesture as significant when Poe gives him the jacket. It’s not until Poe says it, maybe even later when he thinks about it again, that it’s a gift.

having to remember names is probably very hard. and then finding out people have two names each, that probably frustrates him and blows his mind equally.

it might take him a while to understand how different people’s backgrounds are. like, maybe he assumes everyone knows how to use a lightsaber because Rey was good at it. If Rey knows it, he just assumes everyone knows it. That’s the way it was for troopers: everyone knew exactly the same things. You never chatted about your childhood because it was exactly identical to everyone else’s. He probably grows to really love hearing people talk about their pasts. He probably makes a lot of friends by being just utterly charmed by the most prosaic of stories.

i bet the messiness of the base bothers him. i bet he has to keep telling himself it’s fine that no one has scoured that wall over there, it’s totally fine. because he clearly wants to go find a bucket and a sponge and just bleach the fuck out of that mold.

god, he is actually probably the neatest ever. once he gets a hang of the idea of this being his room, he probably keeps it fucking spotless

so many good points here. the thing is, stormtroopers are an investment. years of time and effort goes into conditioning them from birth, so they’re not totally expendable. not as much as we might think, anyway. otherwise the Empire/First Order would have kept using droids as foot-soldiers, you know?

the stormtroopers’ life is obviously horrible (brainwashed into murdering innocent civilians; discouraged from building personal/familial connections), but it doesn’t make sense for their entire existence to be completely torturous, because that would decrease their efficiency. it’s a highly regimented and cult-like atmosphere, with an emphasis on eschewing all signs of individuality – a point that makes itself abundantly clear through the use of serial numbers instead of names, and everyone’s identical full-body armour. 

this movie made stormtroopers a lot more interesting by introducing the concept of loyalty to the First Order. i liked the way that Finn was specifically branded as a “traitor,” which is a very different tone from the apparently motiveless stormtroopers of the earlier movies. Hux’s speech to the troops on Starkiller Base strongly implied a deep sense of patriotic zealotry, even if it’s the result of explicit brainwashing. 

re: the everyday life of stormtroopers, i’m pretty sure there would be like, a black market for snacks and stuff. i think the officers would turn a blind eye to minor ~frivolous behaviours, as long as the troops were still self-policing each other for more serious crimes. this particularly counts for the troops who spend a lot of time planetside, because they’d be exposed to (and therefore tempted by) the way normal people live. otherwise, you’d see way more stormtroopers defecting or going AWOL.

basically, the stormtrooper life is probably a combination of propaganda/indoctrination (”the First Order should be in charge of the galaxy, and everyone else is criminal scum”), a lack of personhood (ie, striving toward being a faceless, nameless First Order loyalist), constant surveillance, and rigorous, habit-forming tasks and schedules. with just enough ~appeal (ie healthcare; a sense of superiority and power and being part of something greater) that the troops would be less likely to defect. 

I had to go back and search for this post, because I’d seen it weeks before I saw TFA, before I knew anything about the Star Wars verse beyond the distinct memory of watching Return of the Jedi at least half a dozen separate times when elementary school classmates picked it during free movie afternoons. I’ve seen TFA now, and the original and prequel trilogies, and I’ve read both Alan Dean Foster’s film novelization and Greg Rucka’s prequel Before the Awakening (which in my opinion, should both absolutely be required reading for anyone attempting to discuss the film and its characters). There are a lot of excellent points made here - I don’t need to present agreement about Finn’s upbringing as a stormtrooper being more of a clean dystopia than an active war zone, because that’s explicitly spelled out at length in the prequel - but I would like to add another element to this conversation that I haven’t seen discussed yet.

Finn and Rey’s stories as survivors are meant to directly echo one another, but also meant to contrast one another directly, too. Rey’s story is a fairly conventional narrative of neglect and abuse: she’s been abandoned by her family, left to fend entirely for herself from childhood in abject squalor, and, as the prequel points out, a culture that doesn’t shy away from violence when needed. She muses at length in both novelizations about her overwhelming loneliness - a state she has nothing to compare to, as she’s never known any alternative, at least not that she has clear memories of - and especially as portion trades get stingier and stingier, she often doesn’t know where her next meal is coming from or how long it will be between that and the next one. The culture of Jakku is alien to us, but Rey’s story in its heart isn’t. It’s a story of abuse and neglect, the conventional kinds that come to our minds when we think of those terms, and also, incredibly importantly, a story of poverty, of hunger, of the physical and emotional toll of living in a very low socioeconomic environment. (That socioeconomic element is just as important to Rey’s backstory as if she were a protagonist living on the streets of an inner-city lower-class neighborhood in modern-day America, and we shouldn’t forget that.)

Finn’s story doesn’t look like that same kind of abuse on the surface, and that’s because it’s an entirely different tale in that regard. Finn’s life, on the surface, doesn’t seem to be all that bad. Sure, he’s a soldier stripped of his identity all the way down to his name, a number in the ranks of an army commanded by mass murderers who hardly blink at the thought of annihilating entire planetary systems as a decoy move in a larger battle strategy - but he’s clothed, well-fed, lives in conditions no more uncomfortable than your modern-day army base accommodations, he has access to (what’s being purported as) education and training and camaraderie. At first glance, he’s doing okay.

Except he’s not okay, because his life is about as textbook of an example of gaslighting as an abuse technique as you could find in storytelling.

Seriously, if you haven’t, please do yourself a favor and read Before the Awakening. It’s a gorgeous piece of writing in its own right, but it’s absolutely essential for understanding Finn (and Rey, and probably Poe most of all, I would argue) as a character. The running theme throughout Finn’s narration in his section in it is one of an underlying dread and unease he can’t shake, because he literally does not have the vocabulary to do so. He keeps being told that what he’s doing is Right - not only right in the sense of obeying the rules, but right in a moral sense, that the stormtroopers are doing a great service to the galaxy. There’s a small scene in the middle of his section, just a few paragraphs, but probably the most resonant one for me personally, where he’s in a morale-boosting session being shown propaganda videos about how the First Order’s missions are a service, how others in the galaxy create conflict and the First Order helps to restore safety and wellbeing to citizens affected by others’ actions, and everyone around him is cheering and clapping and hollering and Finn cannot, absolutely cannot, understand why he can’t go along with it, why this thing he’s being told is so Right feels nothing but wrong to him in the depths of his heart and intuition.

He acts, at several points in the prequel, to save a squad member during training session who’s lagging below the rest in competency, and even though he’s been told that he should do anything he can to ensure the successes of his squad, he’s pulled aside and reprimanded for his acts - given a bare-bones explanation why, although we as the reader know it’s because they showed compassion and compassion is unacceptable because it can lead to independent thought and insurgency. He’s left feeling utterly dumbfounded by this, because he thought he was following the rules, thought he was doing the Right thing, only to be told the fact that it’s unacceptable with most of the why withheld, leaving him with a sense of active confusion and cognitive dissonance and no vocabulary to express it adequately.

Listen: I’ve never been a child soldier plucked from my home and family to fight for an interstellar army, but my entire childhood was basically one long string of emotional abuse and gaslighting, and Finn’s story is so unbelievably resonant to me I don’t know where to begin. The feeling that what you’re being taught as Right is not at all so, but not having any sort of vocabulary or perspective to explain why, and looking at your seemingly cushy-by-comparison life and living in a constant cycle of second-guessing yourself and your own intuition that something could be Wrong - I spent two decades of my life feeling that feeling every single day, too. It’s a hellish feeling, because not only do you second-guess everything you’ve ever been told in your life, but once you reorient your worldview back around to something approaching normalcy, you spend the rest of your life second-guessing that that footing could fall out from underneath you just as easily, that maybe the new moral compass you’ve built for yourself is just as Wrong as the old gaslit one, except worse this time around because you did it, which would make you just as bad and just as capable of harm as whoever did it to you the first time around. That’s an aspect of Finn’s story that I deeply hope gets explored further in the next two films, or at least in the supplemental material for them.

There is a post in me for another day about how Finn’s story, once you take away the surface details of evil armies and stormtrooper helmets and space battles, once you remove it from the context of the purpose he serves in Rey’s larger story, is a variant on the Cinderella story at heart: a boy who loses his home and family and normalcy to have it replaced by uncaring, monotonous evil, albeit one where there was no Before the wicked (dictator-)stepmother to look back on in his memory and compare it to, a boy who can’t quiet his intuition that kindness can be revolutionary because kindness can break the cycle. There is another post in me for yet another day about how Finn’s “because it’s the right thing to do” is a revolutionary act and not a moralistic one, not only because kindness can be revolutionary but because of how subversive that statement is linguistically, in that all he’s ever been told his whole life is that what he’s doing is Right, and in that moment he finally triumphs in taking back the language of his abusers and oppressors and saying, “fuck that, this is MY definition of Right.” (There are many, many posts about how his relationship with Poe factors directly into those things, in whatever capacity you want to interpret it, but those are certainly for another day altogether.)

But what I am saying today is that it’s important to remember this: Finn and Rey are both survivors, and surviving doesn’t have to be tied to blood and death and violence and physical horrors. Prior to Jakku, according to the prequel novel, Finn had never seen battle, only simulations that amounted to little more than video games and endurance training - blood and physical horror and the things we think of as violence/abuse only affect him that one time under the First Order’s watch. What Finn survives is a world that looks Okay on the surface, if not ideal, one that’s built on a foundation of lies and active information withholding and a morality so skewed it should be almost impossible to find true north out of it. And through all of that, through his own sheer will and intuition and refusal to shake the feeling that there’s a better Right out there than the one he’s been presented with, Finn finally learns how to define Right on his own terms. And trust me: surviving that, and making that choice, is just as heroic as anything.
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I’m gonna suck it up, I’m gonna, I just, I gotta make space for it.

I’ve dragged him to three movies in a row now and he has not really enjoyed any of them beyond “it was ok”, and I’d rather drag my sisters to the Marvel movie (I went to Ultron with them and it was so much fun, my baby sister’s shameless out-loud heckling of Steve’s ass was the only good thing in that movie), but I won’t see my sisters for another couple of weeks so if I wait, I’ll have been spoiled for it, and i’ve managed to avoid that this long. 

I would whine about how lucky people are who live near their families but uh, I actually have not one, not two, but three super awesome sisters so them not being constantly near me is not exactly a fair thing to complain about. It’s an embarrassment of riches and whining that my diamond shoes are too tight is just goofy.

I just wish there was something he liked to do that I go along with so I could feel like this was reciprocal somehow, but there seems not to be, currently. 
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LOVE it! And also had been headcanonning that some one should give Kes a kick in the ass to repair his relationship with Poe, so Etto is perfect.

I had a kick in the ass already plotted, but it’s kind of… brutal, so this is kind of. This is easing into it more and also setting up another subplot I want, and it’s a good way to work Frontera in, because Kes’s backstory is something I didn’t figure out until after I started.

See it doesn’t matter how long you wait to post, I’ve already messed myself up by mentioning Norasol’s dead husband in the first chapter when I recently realized she was never married at all. And Poe may absent-mindedly assume she was married– he has a lot of relatives who died that he doesn’t remember, so he clearly loses track– but the chapter is Kes’s POV and he knows better. 

So I gotta explain that somehow. THat’s just how it works if you’re dealing with an open canon! Let’s just ignore that it’s my own damn open canon that I’m screwing myself with. 
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background snippet from Poe’s first few weeks with the Resistance: 

Poe thought nothing of being brought along with General Organa for negotiations. It made perfect sense; he was one of her captains now, and one of his secondary fields of study had been diplomacy and negotiation, so there was nothing odd about the request.

He was standing correctly off to one side as Organa dictated the setup of the room, and as their negotiation partners arrived, he watched them file in, prepared to take mental notes. But the second man through the door was someone he knew, and he made an involuntary noise before he realized he was going to.

The man looked up. It was Etto, his Tio Etto, a veteran cargo-handler who had worked with his father for decades, and who had frequently stopped by when Poe was a child.

“Poe Dameron,” Etto said, his tattooed face breaking into a grin.

“Tio Etto,” Poe said, astonished. And as Etto approached, Poe realized several things at once: one, he had certainly broken protocol, two, Organa was looking delighted, and three, Etto was high up in the structure of one of the smuggling gangs that ran the Outer Rim. And four, Admiral Statura was looking horrified*. Poe had just totally outed himself as Outer Rim Iberican trash.

The Resistance was– of course– making alliances with the gangs– of course– and Poe had just played his hand. The New Republic had abhorred the gangs, barely tolerating them, and Poe under their control had done the same, though it had been difficult to think of Frontera, with its familiar markings, the same way as the other gangs. (He had never really understood as a child just how much of Yavin’s cargo had been handled by the gang.) But clearly the Resistance did not have the same luxury of compunction.

“Xacristo,” Etto said, one of those old-fashioned epithets you didn’t hear in the Core anymore, “you grew up, my little boy,” and he clasped Poe’s shoulders and kissed his cheeks.

“Yeah,” Poe said. He hadn’t seen Etto since before the Academy. Etto had been– one of the big men who worked with his father, who was Yavin’s harbormaster; big men and women with capable hands, many of them tattooed, who’d spent occasional festive evenings in the backyard between his father’s house and Tia Norasol’s, drinking bottles of home-brewed beer and making jokes Poe only vaguely understood.

He was taller than Etto now, though not by much. And Etto was an old man, his face creased and his hair gray.

Statura was watching their reunion. Fuck it, Poe thought, and threw his arms around Etto’s shoulders. “Come here,” he said. “It’s so good to see you again.”

* Statura, as it happens, is also from the Outer Rim (Garel), and Poe doesn’t know that yet; his astonishment is probably because his planet depended on the protection of some other gang, and he has come into this meeting half-expecting to get murder-ated because Frontera were traditional enemies. He’s staring at Poe because he’s kind of shitting his pants in relief. I only just figured that out though by Googling him real quick so I might expand this snippet because that’s kind of cool. Or maybe not! We’ll find out.

Does this contradict my earlier thing where Poe was a cadet and a gangster was harassing him? Yup! That’s why that draft was deprecated. it was an early concept, and there were a lot of things about it I didn’t like, but mostly I was so pleased to have managed to meaningfully incorporate chicken evisceration into something. Don’t be surprised if parts of that wind up recycled. I never throw anything out. 
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Oh this is awesome. From this Q&A with Gray in EW:

Leia encounters a criminal figure who is fascinated by her because she’s known as “The Huttslayer” in the underworld. He even has a holograph recording of her killing Jabba. What made you decide to revisit her time in that skimpy gold bikini?
Right around when I was working on this part of the book there was a movement that went around in some Star Wars fan circles – a lot of talk about how much people don’t like the ‘Slave Leia’ outfit. That’s her most powerless moment in the entire thing… It was a dancing girl outfit, but it gets called a slave outfit. I believe it was a young lady named Angie P, who said, “I petition that we call it The Huttslayer outfit,” and I was like, “That is a great name and that is going to happen right now.”

And now ‘Huttslayer’ is canon!
Not only did I like recasting that outfit as a memory of Leia being really strong and kick-ass, but think about it – for a human being to kill a Hutt with her bare hands? That’s unbelievable. Anybody who would be able to pull that off would be remembered for it. That would be legend.
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Holy clusterfuck of a morning. Ugh. I have this occasional thing where for no reason if I taste something tart I get an agonizing shooting pain in my right jaw hinge for two to three seconds? I don’t know either but it’s happening today. However, there is a tiny baby deer in the narrow strip of Wilderness behind our strip mall so seeing that is today’s moment of Zen. Even if it means no ventilation in here, I won’t open our back door because I don’t want to scare its momma. Photo to follow, blurry and taken by my rude coworker who is less concerned about momma deer’s finer feelings.
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Got the chapter up at lunchbreak, sans Poe-and-cadets sleepover. (With BB-8 as a snuggle buddy, I was particularly pleased with that.) Oh well, it’ll be an outtake.

This is as nice as I can make the formatting on mobile, folks.
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in the last 20 minutes of work I encountered an unexpected situation that made me so confused and upset that I literally lost all of the chill I’ve ever had. (It was unreal. I theorize that the feng shui of our building, at work, requires a certain amount of hissy fits per year to remain balanced, and nobody else was stepping up now that Awful Coworker is gone, so it was my turn.) (One part of my hissy fit involved noticing that a sign Awful Coworker put up RIGHT NEXT TO THE REGISTER (so like every! single! customer! would see it while they waited for their change! oh my god! and also no employee would ever look there so we didn’t notice!) and also like THREE MONTHS AGO (oh my god! how many people have seen this! SO MANY) contained an absolutely un-missable GLARING MISSPELLING and I ripped it down and screamed “OH MY GOD WAS SHE FUCKING ILLITERATE LOOK AT THIS” and waved it at a terrified coworker. I stood like that a moment, and immediately realized that was A Bridge Too Far, and apologized. “No offense to illiterate people! Oh my god that was so insensitive of me!”) 

fortunately two hours prior I’d taken a late lunch break and gone to the liquor store and bought $250 worth of booze, including some really excellent tequila on sale. (Some of it was for gifts and projects and things, don’t look at me like that. Well, actually, look at me like anything you want, along with my chill I also lost all the fucks I had to give about anything.)

So I am currently drinking a truly excellent margarita with an entire tray of ice cubes in it (to make it last) (milagro reposado if you’re curious, it was on sale). So. UHHHH. YEAH. WEDNESDAY. WOO.

MARGARITAS: or ehhhmargaritas: (ADAPTED for METRIC peoples, because I automatically measure in ounces but that doesn’t matter, an ounce is just the size of a shot glass, which should be about 30ML but that doesn’t matter as long as your proportions are approximate, your glass is appropriately sized, and your liver is prepared: so One Thingy equals Whatever A Shot Glass Is Where You Are)
2 thingys decent tequila, or 1.5 of shit tequila
1 thingy Grand Marnier or equivalent (40 proof), or 2 oz cheap watery triple sec
1 thingy lime juice or seriously reconsider what you’re doing here
½ thingy lemon juice if you’re nasty (optional)
1 thingy simple syrup (equal parts hot water and sugar, stirred til clear then cooled) (less of this if you used the shit tequila and watery triple sec)
 Put this in a jar or something and shake it up, or like stir it if you want. Then FILL YOUR GLASS WITH ICE because otherwise this is strong and too strong and sort of too sweet. IDK, margaritas need water in them. Water from ice melt is optimal. 
Pour this over the ice. Drink some water. THEN drink this and not fast or you will die.

something something make a pun change the name then it’s topical for both Star Wars and Cinco De Mayo which, by the way, the latter is a bunch of messicans fucking up the shit of some white people so before you put that sombrero on and go appropriate some culture, Becky, think that shit over.

Sincerely, Drunk White Chick who wants to know why we don’t have a real good word for that feeling when you study US history a bunch and are super fucking appalled at all the shit they did with your money in your name and like, you don’t even have the consolation of “well my people weren’t here yet” because your shit came over on the fucking Mayflower and not a one of you ever had a fucking cent but your tax dollars have been subsidizing this bullshit since before there was a US, holy fucking shit. 

Because the second (and THIRD OH MY GOD) Bush administrations were some shit (I mean the first was no picnic let’s be real but I was literally honestly truly playing Barbies with my sister (because I was twelve you assholes) when Mom yelled up the stairs about Gulf War I and I was like, fuck, I have to start paying attention now don’t I), but at least you could, like, vote against them, but holy fucking shit the 80s, like the whole 80s, oh my fucking god you assholes. 

(It has been that kind of week.)

(Apparently I am super upset about Trump but let’s be real here, Cruz would actually have sent my queer childfree ass to a fucking concentration camp or something, Trump has never accomplished anything in his life and so if elected will just draw the ire of the entire fucking world down on us, and so maybe they’ll fucking nuke us but God we’ll deserve it.)
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OMG my friend told me about mayan hieroglyphics and they’re SO cute!!! They’re just a bunch of rounded squares ahhhhh it makes my heart warm

LOOK !!!!!

AWHHHH 

I WANT TO HUG WHOEVER MADE THIS SYSTEM I LOVE IT

do you want to know more cute things about Mayan hieroglyphics

First off you don’t read them front to back or left to right or anything like that, you read them in paired columns. It’s a little like reading a PDF where you have two pages next to each other- you read the first two left to right, like in English, but then you read down the column, going down left to right.  

Another cute thing is that the reason it took so long to decipher Mayan hieroglyphics (a couple hundred years!) was because the scribes liked to play around with how they wrote. The Mayan system had two different ways to write - they had logograms, which are like Chinese characters; and they had phonetic signs, which stood for a syllable of spoken speech- kind of like hiragana or katakana. 

Sometimes the scribes picked one or the other to make the sentences make sense- when you’re writing with a lot of syllables sometimes you need to specify whether you’re talking about a stone or a turkey, or which word for “jaguar” you’re using. 

But a lot of the time they’d just pick the one they thought looked prettiest. So you had people playing with words all over the place!

Another cute thing about Mayan hieroglyphics: the Mayan gods of scribes were twin brothers called the Monkey-Man scribes!

This is a statue of one of the Monkey-man scribes.  

As far as we know, writing was sacred to the ancient Mayans, and calligraphy was a really important art.   

OMG IT GOT BETTER !!!!

ok so Mayan logograms look a lot more complicated than Chinese characters, but if they combined both logograms + some kind of phonetic signs in writing, would that make it similar to Japanese then?? Just way more complex?

The system is indeed similar, but a lot more complex in the mayan one. It comes from the fact that the “phonetic signs” can be in any position and because there is no concept of “orthography” in mayan : you can write things the way you want :

All those glyphs mean “shield” pronounced pakal in classical mayan, but all of them are writen using different methods :

The first one is just the logogram PAKAL

The second is the phonetic decomposition of the word using syllabic glyphs : pa-ka-la. The last voyel is usually not pronounced in such a position. 

The last one makes use of both the logogram PAKAL and the syllabic glyph la. It is the most common spread orthography, as the mayan liked to make sure that no ambiguity was possible.

The real complexity of the system comes from the fact that one glyph could be written in many different ways, according to its position in the block (on top, on the side..) and the skill of the carver or scribe. Contrary to the chinese characters, a glyph had no fixed form : as long as its main attributes were presents, the scribe could draw or carve the glyph the way he wanted. Add to this the fact that most of the logograms had at least an anthropomorphic form and a more abstract one, and you get a pretty complex system.  As an example, all those glyphs mean “sun” and are pronounced k’in :

Here are a few useful links to learn more :

The FAMSI website, where you can use a dictionnary to find glyphs and also read this great study guide.

The Corpus of Maya hieroglyphic inscriptions, where you can admire the beauty of the script when carved of rock .

Mayavase.com, if you want to take a look at mayan calligraphy on ceramics.

Maya decipherment, the best research blog on the subject.

Mayan teacher teaching his student mathematics (you can see numbers coming out of his mouth, and an open book, or “codex” in front of  him)

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