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Bodhi’s phone vibrated in his pocket, and he fished it out absently. He was exhausted, collapsed on his couch. Driving in snow made the day so goddamned long. It was a text message from an unknown number, and he frowned at it for a moment, but then remembered he’d given his number to Jeron.
Fuck this weather, the text said.
You can say that again, he wrote back.
After a moment, the phone lit up again. This is J by the way, it said, and Bodhi spent a moment before figuring out that Jeron was probably spelled with a J if it was in Spanish. He’d been mentally spelling it with an H, but that wasn’t right, he knew.
I thought it was spelled with a G, he wrote, because that was funnier.
Like the Apache chief, Jeron wrote, then added, jajaja, and that took Bodhi a minute.
I never studied Spanish, he wrote.
Never too late to start, Jeron shot back. Lesson one: soft J.
You are the worst at sexting, Bodhi said.

Bodhi’s phone vibrated in his pocket, and he fished it out absently. He was exhausted, collapsed on his couch. Driving in snow made the day so goddamned long. It was a text message from an unknown number, and he frowned at it for a moment, but then remembered he’d given his number to Jeron.
Fuck this weather, the text said.
You can say that again, he wrote back.
After a moment, the phone lit up again. This is J by the way, it said, and Bodhi spent a moment before figuring out that Jeron was probably spelled with a J if it was in Spanish. He’d been mentally spelling it with an H, but that wasn’t right, he knew.
I thought it was spelled with a G, he wrote, because that was funnier.
Like the Apache chief, Jeron wrote, then added, jajaja, and that took Bodhi a minute.
I never studied Spanish, he wrote.
Never too late to start, Jeron shot back. Lesson one: soft J.
You are the worst at sexting, Bodhi said.
