From Twitter 03-29-2011

• The sensation of pressure in my life at this moment is kind of overwhelming! Wow. How do normal ppl deal?
  
• This one regular customer consistently astonishes me: he's profoundly stupid, yet seems to live a normal life. Inspiring except he's a jerk.
  
• Customer, body language all pleasant passive-aggression, asked me if I'd gone to school. ... What?
  
• My boss just told me, "You're an abberation."
  
• Oh man BJs, why you gotta be so weird with your bargains?
  
• @ClaireViolets oh I wish.
  
• Managed to forget my computer at work. Yeah, I'm still sleep-deprived from this weekend, fair to say.
  
• @jvfriedman @mssamber I bought my new Pennsic tent there just now! If they sold blowjobs I might've bought one of those too, I dunno.
  

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