dragonlady7

The sensation of pressure in my life at this moment is kind of overwhelming! Wow. How do normal ppl deal?
This one regular customer consistently astonishes me: he's profoundly stupid, yet seems to live a normal life. Inspiring except he's a jerk.
Customer, body language all pleasant passive-aggression, asked me if I'd gone to school. ... What?
My boss just told me, "You're an abberation."
Oh man BJs, why you gotta be so weird with your bargains?
@ClaireViolets oh I wish.
Managed to forget my computer at work. Yeah, I'm still sleep-deprived from this weekend, fair to say.
@jvfriedman @mssamber I bought my new Pennsic tent there just now! If they sold blowjobs I might've bought one of those too, I dunno.

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