From Twitter 12-23-2010

• RT @FeministSpock: It is illogical to train female humans to fear harm from strangers, then call them "oversensitive" about Internet trolls
  
• @zobar2 Did you just Tweet that from bed?
  
• @kkatowll I get a lot of that. There's a lot of auto-follow bots and stuff. It's weird.
  
• Oh. Gramma's in the hospital. Leaving town early for Christmas to see her.
  
• I've discovered the secret to curbing my propensity for wordy emails: increase the font size in my browser. Works like a charm!
  
• RT @MsSamber: AMEN!! RT @912bignasty: @MsSamber I have a standing policy that if a lady wants to put her boobs in my face its cool with me
  
• After crazy scramble have hit road. Discovered sister brought her dogs. This Christmas just got Epic.
  
• So I'm offline except for phone tweets & some email for the next 5 days. #fb
  
• Why does this Thruway rest stop stall have used tampons strewn around like the aftermath of a bear attack? Are we savages?!
  
• The Christmas shopping I got done in October is the only shopping I got done. For the record.
  
• At Rome (NYS Thruway mile marker 245), suddenly the weather sucks & everyone's driving like an asshole. Oh well, 150 miles of smooth sailin.
  
• Yes! Already drunk, and have introduced the baby nephews to the Nikon Creative Lighting System. #fb
  
• Dad has thusfar lectured us on 1) Vietnam and 2) Irish whiskey. I love my family.
  
• Dad, of the Kelly family: "We may have asthma but we can yell forever."
  
• Brother-in-law: "I need to be sterilized immediately."
  
• What twitter is censoring my live Southern brother in law feed! Gonna have to re-compose.
  
• Southern Brother-in-Law, to sister: "You made our son gay! ... Well, at least he can still join the Army."
  
• Oh god he doesn't let up. SBIL: "I shoulda brought my Canun injector for the beef."
  
• "Don't hide your loins under a bushel." #livedrunkKellyfeed
  
• Related: just watched my baby (25) sister take off her panties out from under her shorts. Triumphantly, as a demo for everybody.
  

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