dragonlady7

RT @FeministSpock: It is illogical to train female humans to fear harm from strangers, then call them "oversensitive" about Internet trolls
@zobar2 Did you just Tweet that from bed?
@kkatowll I get a lot of that. There's a lot of auto-follow bots and stuff. It's weird.
Oh. Gramma's in the hospital. Leaving town early for Christmas to see her.
I've discovered the secret to curbing my propensity for wordy emails: increase the font size in my browser. Works like a charm!
RT @MsSamber: AMEN!! RT @912bignasty: @MsSamber I have a standing policy that if a lady wants to put her boobs in my face its cool with me
After crazy scramble have hit road. Discovered sister brought her dogs. This Christmas just got Epic.
So I'm offline except for phone tweets & some email for the next 5 days. #fb
Why does this Thruway rest stop stall have used tampons strewn around like the aftermath of a bear attack? Are we savages?!
The Christmas shopping I got done in October is the only shopping I got done. For the record.
At Rome (NYS Thruway mile marker 245), suddenly the weather sucks & everyone's driving like an asshole. Oh well, 150 miles of smooth sailin.
Yes! Already drunk, and have introduced the baby nephews to the Nikon Creative Lighting System. #fb
Dad has thusfar lectured us on 1) Vietnam and 2) Irish whiskey. I love my family.
Dad, of the Kelly family: "We may have asthma but we can yell forever."
Brother-in-law: "I need to be sterilized immediately."
What twitter is censoring my live Southern brother in law feed! Gonna have to re-compose.
Southern Brother-in-Law, to sister: "You made our son gay! ... Well, at least he can still join the Army."
Oh god he doesn't let up. SBIL: "I shoulda brought my Canun injector for the beef."
"Don't hide your loins under a bushel." #livedrunkKellyfeed
Related: just watched my baby (25) sister take off her panties out from under her shorts. Triumphantly, as a demo for everybody.