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hellotailor:
me half an hour ago: happy laughter while watching the heartwarming and hilarious movie Hunt For The Wilderpeople
me now: opening twitter like the goddamn gates of hell to discover a DELUGE of unconfirmed russian espionage blackmail material about donald trump’s golden shower sex parties
I would like to congratulate you because this is how I found out, not having been on Twitter in a few hours, and I had a really long moment where I was like…. nah this isn’t… this isn’t what it sounds li… ok no i have to look WHY DID I LOOK OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

hellotailor:
me half an hour ago: happy laughter while watching the heartwarming and hilarious movie Hunt For The Wilderpeople
me now: opening twitter like the goddamn gates of hell to discover a DELUGE of unconfirmed russian espionage blackmail material about donald trump’s golden shower sex parties
I would like to congratulate you because this is how I found out, not having been on Twitter in a few hours, and I had a really long moment where I was like…. nah this isn’t… this isn’t what it sounds li… ok no i have to look WHY DID I LOOK OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK
