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fact: ppl named katie with a k are inherently more powerful than those who spell it with a c. the strongest catie could fight the weakest katie and would still be obliterated. however, katies ending in ie are superior to katies ending in y, with k/catis as the most inferior katie. the katie hierarchy is as follows: katie, katy, kati, catie, caty, cati. katherines, however, are the most powerful of all, with catherines at a distant second. if, for god knows what reason, you place an i between the a and the t (see: caitie, kaity), you do not qualify as a true katie, and will not survive past a single round of katie v katie fisticuffs.

Question: Could the strongest Catie beat the weakest Kati?

it would be a close match. at that point, it comes down to strategy and dirty tricks, but under the right circumstances, i would argue that catie COULD beat kati

What about Kathies/Cathys?

I feel as though the “th” is what gives the Katherines the extra strength, so it seems like you’d do fairly well. I think Kathies would beat Kathys but still be weaker than Katherines. I’m not an expert but I’d propose the expanded Katherine name variant hierarchy as follows: Katherine, Catherine, Kathie, Kathy, Cathy, Katie, Katy, Kati, Catie, Caty, Cati.

I knew a Kaeti in college. How would she fare?

My sister Katy is really Kathleen, what about that branch of the name?