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aw i put on makeup and a sparkly dress to leave the house (glitter for carrie fisher! it’s like her version of GNU right) and came and sat on the couch, and dude saw that and was like oh, are we fancy tonight? and i said no, i just wanted to wear glitter, and he said ok, well, I should get out of my PJs, and left, and I wasn’t really paying attention but he’s been gone a while and now I can hear that he’s shaving.
oohhhh boy oh boy that definitely means it’s date night! I better get laid, y’all.

aw i put on makeup and a sparkly dress to leave the house (glitter for carrie fisher! it’s like her version of GNU right) and came and sat on the couch, and dude saw that and was like oh, are we fancy tonight? and i said no, i just wanted to wear glitter, and he said ok, well, I should get out of my PJs, and left, and I wasn’t really paying attention but he’s been gone a while and now I can hear that he’s shaving.
oohhhh boy oh boy that definitely means it’s date night! I better get laid, y’all.
