dragonlady7

My nipples are really astonishingly painful, for no good reason at all. I just thought you should know that, Internet. Ow. #notkidding #wtf
@rubyrevenge I think it's the cold! I keep deluding myself it's warm out, & going sleeveless! We missed you today btw. :(
RT @jimlindley: Instagram: 95% pictures of alcohol people are drinking.
@jimlindley Eh, in my world it's about 50% booze, 25% cats, and 25% rollergirls, though the above overlap considerably. #instagram
Am feeling a powerful need for altered consciousness tonight. Too bad absinthe is all hype. #imadrinkitanyway
Photo: mamavh: Predictably, I’m wearing a roller derby shirt. SWEET. http://tumblr.com/xm22clqj4y
@aspleenic @zobar2 Is that like a tramp stamp for dudes? Is that a gender-specific thing? #drunkoncake #thinkingtoohardaboutmanass
@aspleenic @zobar2 I've been meaning to get booty shorts that read "YOUR AD HERE" for derby bouts. Not "RENT THIS SPACE", too confusing.
@aspleenic @zobar2 Yes but where would you wear them, and for how long? :) cuz I have a dollar and some blank shorts and a stencil.
Uh whoa there was a lot of rum in that cake. #drunkoncake #foreallyreal
@zobar2 @aspleenic HOT. Are you volunteering to wear these? Cuz I know where your shorts are.
RT @jondresner: If Osama bin Laden is dead, can we please have our rights back?
RT @gotmedieval: Judging by Twitter's trending topics, Obama is set to announce either that OBL is dead or that Hermione Granger is dati ...