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2zobar2 oh bless your tiny little heart for making coffee
RT @EnochaEdenfield: #ThingsILearnedInDerby 1) show no fear. 2) makeup helps with that.
@zobar2 Well I ain't seen your heart all personal-like so I'm just assuming given your warm nutrient bath of a "circulatory system".
@jillerz10 Aw "voodoo" was way more interesting. I'd already made up a story in my head to explain it.
Last night I got an unprecedented number of girls to take their clothes off for me. :) 22 tattoos down, ?? more to go! #fb
@jillerz10 Yeehaw that's the best offer I've had in a while!
@ClaireViolets Alas I haven't seen the movie so I don't know what it entails but I am totally, totally for it. Yes!
@shannonsmith138 It's as flat a photo of the tattoo itself as possible-- so, not a photo of the body part really. I also Photoshop a lot.
@zobar2 It's taken its toll, tho-- I just had to get some weird guck cleaned outta my sensor & now they're all wondering what I get up to.
@zobar2 I suffer for my art, in the eyes of my coworkers. Who really are just jealous.
Yesterday my 3pm lunch was my only food all day. We're trying not to repeat that; it makes me cranky. ( @ted's #donthave4square)
@aspleenic Oh boo. I'm just trying to deal with normal life whilst hypoglycemic and overstressed.
ohmygod i already put out a call for volunteers and coordinating them is killing me DON'T PUT OUT ANOTHER CALL FOR VOLUNTEERS FOR ME!!!!
"Helpful" people: YOU ARE NOT DOING ME A FAVOR.
@zobar2 :-{ It's all my fault.
@zobar2 let me know abt that txt so I know how much harder to kick and scream at work
Man 2011 has been a year chock-full of Anxieties.
@ilanajoy @zobar2 aw we can't make it! Do you need a particular # of ppl? I don't remember, I haven't been to one since the 90s!
My last few attempts to get drunk have ended in an unexpected kind of failure, ie not getting drunk. I blame ADD.
@aspleenic Ohhhh nooooooooo!!!! (I am finding the coughing the worst part of my upper back injury. I sense a dim echo of your hell.)
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@zobar2... Did you just call our cat "broski"? #what
@zobar2 Oh right you already had three beers. #BroskiTheCat
@zobar2 Brace y'self, I'm gonna take advantage of you in a minute. if I don't pass out first. #GrowingOldTogether
@zobar2 What, to get moderately annoyed? Or to pass the time while really really stoned? #whatareyousayinghere
@aspleenic Whoa you're hungry for @zobar2 ? MY SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES ARE WORKING!! BRB DRINKING MORE
@aspleenic Make a smoothie of booze and cheez balls and open your mind, man. Also watch the video, Ski Mask is funny.
@aspleenic Are you tweeting with your mind??? Also apparently Ski Mask was a thing? @zobar2 knew who he was right away.
@aspleenic I still have no idea what's going on and am not drunk enough to figure it out. @zobar2 is sorta a 2nd-gen Riverside peep tho.