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things i've learned about redeye - Redeye is what happens when the camera flash reflects through the dilated... http://tumblr.com/xm22112ezq
@ilanajoy I'm not saying it never is... I just don't have any way to reliably determine such.
I am currently at THE OPTIMAL LEVEL of caffeination. Unfortunately I don't think this will last the quarter-hour.
RT @ScottMadin: .@AnnaHolmes the GOP: willing to KEEP SOLDIERS FROM GETTING PAID in order to defund Planned Parenthood. Who supports the ...
Photo: A-fucking-men! http://tumblr.com/xm2211lrsh
"All this new technology is too much for me!" --little old lady, referring to the concept of a computer mouse.
@high_hopes That's a little crazy!!
@ilanajoy @high_hopes Ehh I have never succeeded in deliberately losing weight, but I did nearly give myself an eating disorder once. Ick.
Best work excuse ever: Jeff can't make a photo gift of his baby picture. There are no baby photos of Jeff because he's a vampire. Duh! #fb
@amberhayward Aw I have never yet been to @Zillycakes and I want so bad to go!!!