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RT @SharkFu: On using cosmetic surgery to stop bullying... http://bit.ly/i5TqIi
Just caught myself making cutesy kitty talk to the cat in the pictures I'm printing. "Wookit dat widdle face!"...Um. #photofinishing #coffee
@amberhayward is there any actual non-commercial content on this show? #donthaveaTV #dontrememberwhatitslike
Today is stressing me out sooo hard. :( #fb
In every conflict of man vs. machine (wherein I play the part of Man) my boss automatically assumes that Machine is in the right.
@amberhayward You're describing my personal hell, so I guess that reaffirms my commitment to not having a TV.
@jvfriedman It's always funny who winds up being confusable with who else.
GOD DAMN IT MACHINE WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING. #ifIdidntneedbloodpressuremedsbeforeIdonow
Self, do me a favor. You've had too much coffee. Do not drink a cola to "calm down." You are 31 years old, show some common sense.
Photo: keepyourboehneroutofmyuterus: Awesome. http://tumblr.com/xm2209kpus
Help me, Chee-Tos. You're my only hope.
@amberhayward It always pisses me off when I show up with what's obviously a soft-tissue injury and they insist on an X-ray. $30 co-pay! BS!
a hard day - * I got a new wristwatch. It is from Rumba, and it has a magnetic closure. The top of the... http://tumblr.com/xm220aud11
#photofinishing OMG for this baby's first birthday they just gave her a whole cake to dig into! Gross! I'm totally judging these people.
Seriously how is a 1-year-old not going to make a disgusting mess and throw up if given a whole cake? Judging! Judging! #photofinishing
@shannonsmith138 I never have but my baby sister does it incessantly. She's ok at math and crazy hippie, but I'll ask, it can't be hard.
@shannonsmith138 well, as far as I recall you make mozzarella by basically forgetting milk on top of the fridge.
@shannonsmith138 Heh, I'm not very good at making mead so my technique is, boil some stuff, add yeast, then forget it for a year. Booze!
@zobar2 They smell about like they look.
@ClaireViolets @shannonsmith138 Sis gave me yogurt recipe: It involves "marshmallow stage" and cooling "enough to touch with your breast".
@ClaireViolets @shannonsmith138 I TOLD you she was a crazy hippie.
@ClaireViolets @shannonsmith138 That's why I've never made the recipe, because I know what it sounds like isn't what it is.
@polaroidbaby27 @claireviolets @shannonsmith138 @jfrostbites Let's just start a cheesemaking collective.
I'm making an experimental carrot dish in the oven. We'll see how this goes. Um, garlic and honey are good together, right?
@ClaireViolets @shannonsmith138 Baby sis confirms ricotta is so easy she's done it by accident; mozzarella "involves numbers".
@shannonsmith138 She also recommends a book called "Home Cheese Making", by Ricki Carroll, which is apparently "a great read".
Whoops. Slept through practice completely. I think I needed that, though. Would've slept thru till tomorrow but there was ice cream. :)