dragonlady7

Girl stop bragging about how much you're making in commission while I'm stuck in the back trying to fix the printer. Fuck you very much.
I am for reals having trouble breathing today and I am super mega grumpy about it.
I thought I was gonna die but @zobar2 tells me it's not in the budget. Dying's expensive and a hassle. Guess I gotta survive this.
@zobar2 buuuuut itttt itchhhhhhhhes when i breeeeeeeathe #whining
@aspleenic @zobar2 Man that's a cop-out name. I'd call him Dave "Piano Fingers" Kleinschmidt.
I feel fine, as long as I do not move, speak, breathe, or cough. That's why I'm reading this novel calmly. And not turning the pages.
@aspleenic @zobar2 What? He could be a good piano player.
@zobar2 Dude I am so high on cough syrup I don't even know what I said. What?
I just uttered the words "I would eat a teece of post", referring to a late-night snack. #hopeless