dragonlady7

Ogod is there a way to filter Twitter so I DON'T see ANYTHING hashtagged #oscars? I haven't watched a movie in 5 years I DON'T GIVE A FUCK.
RT @nytimes: Last World War I Veteran Dies at 110 http://nyti.ms/h0LiSV
@ClaireViolets LOL among the 4,000 others live-Tweeting every 10 seconds you were like an oasis of something I could relate to.
Woh Homeland Security just called for my co-worker. (I k ow what it's about & it's boring but sometimes I pretend my life is a spy thriller)
Some toolbox is dialing and re-dialing the online guy's phone. He's not in yet. Leave a fucking message. #howtouseaphone101
Finally got the ringing and re-ringing phone answered. Person's question was answered with "Try reading the website." #fucktard
How To Buy Something On The Internet: Try reading the page it's on. If you're concerned abt shipping, look for "expedited". #yrwelcome
@zobar2 That would be way more interesting, but also less plausible. Though it would explain why he's 2 hrs late.
Photoset: So it’s the last day of Fa(t)shion February. I’m not wearing this today— I might get around to... http://tumblr.com/xm21myhoos
@imnotsoscene Oh noooo!! What road are you on??? Is your car OK? Agh!
@jvfriedman Aw thanks. The hem is somewhat awkward and the fabric's faded but it was free, and I like it, so, yay! :)
@jvfriedman If I could wear a dress every day I think that would be awesome. :)
@jvfriedman I don't even need Goodwill, I have an embarrassing quantity of hoarded old clothes.
Photo: sirmitchell: I love a good headstone. http://tumblr.com/xm21myx9rx
I cannot deal with anything today. That means tonight is Stay In & Cook Nite, hopefully with a nice dessert of Getting Laid. That'd be rad.
RT @hmniphoto: As partisan as politics are these day I think I'm better off following professional wrestling than politics.
@zobar2 ALL OF THEM TWICE. Plus the one with the hamster.
@zobar2 Aw I forgot the tartar sauce. You know what, let's just snuggle.
RT @fireland: I got this limp from that time I wrestled a panda for money j/k it's a sexing injury j/k my foot's crazy asleep.
@zobar2 Well, at least I got beer and Hoisin sauce.
My weather app used to have a rainbow in the bg of the icon. The bow's still there but monochrome. What does it mean?!?!
I just became the Mayor of Taking A Nap! with Chita Rivera in the guest bedroom w/ the laundry.