dragonlady7

#backfired I had a Coke then remembered caffeine keeps me awake now I'm old, so put a bunch of rum in it, and now am falling asleep on couch
Why do I forget my phone so often? Oh right, because women's clothing doesn't have POCKETS. #themaniskeepingmedown
For you New Years Resolvers: study on obesity shows 20 years of strenuous excercise= 5-10lbs sustained weight loss. http://bit.ly/gCAA43 #fb
@amberhayward The alleged lurkers are fascinated by shit like that. &I am wearing my new star-spangled booty shorts under my skirt, lurkers!
GRR! My phone was in an envelope in my bag with the volume down the whole time. Really?!?!
@zobar2 Oh you are NOT! I think the lurkers deserve better than to have their hopes falsely raised like that.
Took skirt off & wandered around work in derbyskinz & sweater tights, but lost nerve when customer came in.
@amberhayward I think Totally Insane Ladybirds should be a band or something.
Today @zobar2 and I each independently picked up milk & coffee cream, proving our psychic bond except the part where neither told the other.
Soooo I guess I'm making a lot of milk dishes this week... Recipes?