dragonlady7

Southern B-I-L: I can't make hard vowel sounds. I'm alternatively-abled.
Just spent a whole photo shoot trying to pry the 3-year-old's finger out of his nose. 1-yr-old behaved impeccably until total meltdown.
Made out like a bandit at Christmas: handmade knitted things, handmade wooden things, bonanza! Hope everyone else had so much fun. #fb
We're already strategizing who we're gonna eat oncewe're snowed in. Hint: the neighbors, not the babies.
SBIL just invented the word "pandelirium", which I'm keeping.
SBIL just coined another phrase I'm keeping: "conniption flips."
@high_hopes not yet but there's a nor'easter blowing in. We're fine except we're low on mixers. #snowinbourbon
I've been getting very sweet kisses from my 1-yr-old nephew, but they consist of him blowing his nose on my face. Ew. #fb

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