dragonlady7

Beers with all the Knockouts. Er, who showed up. Well, hey.
Lindy: what are we doing? Me: We're not committing misdemeanors, not at all, why do you ask? #shenanigans
@high_hopes @amberhayward Once a jolly swag man sat beside a billabong... Wait, Eric Bogle or Banjo Paterson version?
My straight-edge coworker, to me: "You should try opium." #fb
@zobar2 Yeah. I complained to Boss, at other store, and he said "Oh, we were thinking Quaaludes, but good thought."
RT @KateHarding: Thx to @MMFlint for this: http://bit.ly/gMfrjL . Thx to @KeithOlbermann for this: http://bit.ly/gz7KaM . Maude bless us ...
I am gonna get out of work on time and I am gonna go out someplace nice with @zobar2 and I am gonna eat something tasty. #lifeambitions
Oh shit I just dropped and broke my AWESOME new travel mug that I love and use daily!! :( :( :( :(
Ohh that's what I get for having #lifeambitions and being cheerful and not whiny. Back to whining!!!!!! Safer that way!!!
@amberhayward :( :( I just miss Z so much cuz I don't ever see him anymore. If I wanted to be single I'd've killed & devoured him already.
Side note: getting pretty punchy. Not really fit for human companionship. #disastersincustomerservice
Told an old lady we hardly ever beat customers with hammers. Never, not even... Twice. Wielded hammer crazily, retreated to back room.
Whooa just got real loopy. Can I go lie down now? No? Why is Naptime no longer a thing? I need it now more than I did in kindergarten.
Betty's has Tom and Jerries!!!! And remodeled since I was here last!! Whoa!!
(And by the way, no I did not get out on time tonight. But I was only an hour late, so, I take my victories as I can. I'm free now!)
Holy shit Chita's freaking out like a crazy thing. Um, I think maybe she knows we're abandoning her for Christmas.
Hey wait what oh! I could leave now and be at home for Christmas with all the rest of my family who's already there! Oh! Uh... sleep first.