dragonlady7

I am feeling very cranky and light-headed. Practice was fun, but fun perceived dimly through some kind of filter of hideous mucous. :( #fb
@MunchingZombie I read that as "got pooped in" and was really confused. Don't get pooped in.
I just wanna rollerskate. Except the part where I can't breathe. Instead I wanna eat Christmas cookies. But I have none. Boo.
So instead instead I just wanna take pictures with my new flash. But Z's camera-shy and the cat's not interested. Double-boo!
Time to eat peanut butter from the jar and sulk. #sundayafternoonennui
"Menja bé, caga fort i no tinguis por a la mort!" That's my new life slogan. Catalán for "Eat well, shit strong, and don't fear death!"
@zobar2 Oh great now advertisers think I spend hours throwing a dude down the stairs when really it's YOU ON MY PHONE.
@polaroidbaby27 No but they are a terrible waste of space on a Christmas cookie platter.
Ah boo. Since we have no one to be assistant scoreboard operator, Z will have to miss the KOs game in Troy to man the scoreboard for TO. :(
Burned myself making tea. It's not like I'm 31 years old or have been living on my own for 14 years or anything. #embarrassinginjuries