dragonlady7

ohhh my voicebox got ripped out by some sort of mucous alien and i don't have one now ow gross! #fb
Awesome that on the 1 night a week we have a dedicated printer I walked in to 5 orders left from last night.
Also awesome: overnight we got 11 online Christmas card orders. Thanks, procrastinators.
I bet you at least one of them walks in before 10 and gives us holy hell that their order's not ready to pick up yet.
I think I'm a hero-- all the card orders are processed & either done or waiting for the machine to catch up. If only I could breathe.
This whole "no extra staff for the holidays" lark is a brilliant idea, you jackasses.
I AM GOING TO DIE AHHH
Coughed until I almost puked: so far 4 times today. Haven't puked yet. Trying not to.
That was an insane morning. I just want to lie down and be dead for a while now. #fb
Out for a beer with @zobar2. We"cheers"d to not being dead yet.
Went through a whole roll of 8" matte paper between 9am and 5pm. For the record. #fb
@zobar2 has kidnapped my iPhone to push some dude down stairs repeatedly. WTF man.