From Twitter 12-08-2010

[dragonlady7]

• Multitasking: Drinking my vegetables and killing pain/cough AND preventing scurvy with this V-8 bloody mary made with citrus vodka.
  
• Extra credit multitasking: balancing the cold drink on my bruised knee. Ice pack! #rollerderby
  
• RT @JacWil: While MasterCard Paypal & Visa ban payments to WikiLeaks you can still use those cards to donate to the Ku Klux Klan.
  
• Seriously, Tim Ho's? I ordered a combo thing cuz I won't get lunch. She just gave me 1thing. If I wanted combo I had to order separate.
  
• THEN WHAT DOES COMBO MEAN IF NOT SEVERAL THINGS??? Fuck you, Tim Horton's! #ineedtogetmyperiodalready
  
• Really, period? Waits until not only have I left for work, but also after I've made the coffee run, when I could've stopped at a drug store.
  
• Ohmigod, sudden-onset cramps = I can't stand up and am going to die. I am 31 years old and should have the hang of this by now.
  
• @1ofyourmeteors She bagged it all up and I said where's the coffee? She said that's separate and sold it to me, never mentioned the rest?
  
• RT @qcrg: Give the gift that says "you rock." QCRG season passes now online at http://www.qcrg.net/tickets
  
• Telling a woman who is currently bleeding thru her undies that you "hope she's less grumpy today" is not gonna go over well. Hilarity!
  
• By the way, Internet, I'll apologize for the TMI and capslock when my hormones normalize. *smooches*
  
• @MunchingZombie YOU. Cabbage is not an everyday breakfast kind of food.
  
• I'm not entirely comfortable with how much Mighty Taco my current lifestyle involves.
  
• I have chewed my lips raw and almost puked about four times today is not going well.
  
• And... is this a migraine? Why? I don't need a migraine. Take it baaaack! #fb
  
• just discovered damnyouautocorrect.com and can't stop laughing. Just can't stop laughing. Helpless giggles.
  

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Comments

[kkatowll.livejournal.com]

I, too, have been attacked by my own body. Cramps actually WOKE ME UP at 5:30 a.m., I thought I was going to die as I staggered to the bathroom. Then I was like, WTF? All this for my period? Seriously? I chugged like a handful of Midol (counting is difficult in the dark, and I didn't really care if I took enough to kill myself) and then passed out for like four hours and was late to work and just ACK! Today sucks. So I totally sympathize with you. I would go back on birth control, which eliminated all of this pain, except that it made me dissolve into hysterical tears which was kinda worse.