dragonlady7

11:37:26: RT @msjamiekeiles: it's weird to think of the things that today's kids will have nostalgia for. "OMG remember bieber and the ipod touch?!"
11:53:08: Who knew? Horses get red redeye. #photofinishing
16:06:56: #rollerderby quote: Courage: We need to have roller derby babies! Supernova: Exactly! (pause) I don't know what that means. #fb
18:52:56: I would like to sleep for a week now please kthanx. (I am even more of a wuss than I'd expected; I figured I'd melt down tomorrow. Nope!)
23:16:32: B: I'm pretty sure I have pairs of socks more qualified to be gov. than any of these assholes. Z: Oh my god take a shower already you stink!
23:29:31: Every year when my #rollerderby league absorbs rookies I get Phantom Teammate Syndrome. I mistake n00bs for long-gone much-missed teammates.

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