WAHHH I HURT MY BOOBIES.
Apr. 2nd, 2008 08:20 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dragonlady7Explained in greater detail here, I managed to injure my tits at practice last night. I don't really understand how this ought to work. But I have stabbing pains in my right breast if I move wrong, and "wrong" is kind of not-pre-defined.
The worst injury is to my dignity, of course: what's a girl to do about such a thing? But it is genuinely annoying, because the pain is unpredictable but just bad enough that I can't ignore it. (I think I could ignore pain of this level in, say, my arm, or my butt, but it's my tits. Which means sometimes breathing affects it, sometimes moving my arm, sometimes leaning over. I can't decide if it's in the ribcage or in the breast tissue itself, because, well, it's kind of a big area, and the nerves are fairly widely spaced.)
You would think with all the pain they've caused me metaphorically over the years, I'd be unfazed by them causing actual pain too, but not so much.
And then I tried to self-medicate with red wine, and accidentally spilled wine into my keyboard. Boo! That was no good.
I need an updated usericon with a more recent picture of my boobs. That photo dates from college. I don't think they were more than an F then. Not that I could find an F in stores. But still.
Boohoo. My boobs hurt. Especially the right one. I hope they get better fast because I can't skate Saturday while cradling my breasts in my hands-- not in public!
The worst injury is to my dignity, of course: what's a girl to do about such a thing? But it is genuinely annoying, because the pain is unpredictable but just bad enough that I can't ignore it. (I think I could ignore pain of this level in, say, my arm, or my butt, but it's my tits. Which means sometimes breathing affects it, sometimes moving my arm, sometimes leaning over. I can't decide if it's in the ribcage or in the breast tissue itself, because, well, it's kind of a big area, and the nerves are fairly widely spaced.)
You would think with all the pain they've caused me metaphorically over the years, I'd be unfazed by them causing actual pain too, but not so much.
And then I tried to self-medicate with red wine, and accidentally spilled wine into my keyboard. Boo! That was no good.
I need an updated usericon with a more recent picture of my boobs. That photo dates from college. I don't think they were more than an F then. Not that I could find an F in stores. But still.
Boohoo. My boobs hurt. Especially the right one. I hope they get better fast because I can't skate Saturday while cradling my breasts in my hands-- not in public!
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2008-04-02 01:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-04-02 01:55 pm (UTC)I will have to get one of my teammates to do it, they're much more willing to molest me than my boyfriend is. There's something sort of wrong with that, but if it's wrong I don't want to be right.
no subject
Date: 2008-04-03 09:58 am (UTC)Oh, and I'm having a baby boy, of all the odd things. Name suggestions? I'm stuck.