Am home from the Saturday Morning Workout Class of DOOOOM, led weekly by Mia Mauler at Allentown Athletix. (It is open to any gym members, and any members of the league, so if you are either, get your ass down there at 11:30 next Saturday. So far only rollergirls have showed up.)
The entire team is on the rag. All the Knockouts. I looked back through LJ and realized that I am right on schedule. Mia was complaining she's ten days early.
I have pheremones of DOOOM. It's my fault, everybody!!! And there I was cursing out the others for getting me off-schedule, but no. I'm due today, and am cramping a bit already. It's me!
Sighhh. So I'm not feeling too hot. Tired. But, I did my physical therapy exercises, and put my inserts in my shoes, and did my heat and tendon massage before activity, then ice massage afterwards. So my knees don't hurt at all unless I do something really dumb. I just feel kind of... unable to move.
But what's this? Photos!!

The 2008 Nickel City Knockouts individual and team photos are back from the photographer.
My nose looks oddly pointy. I have never noticed how pointy my nose is before.
Probably because usually in photos I'm horrified by how fat/short/awkward/whatever I look. So I guess I'm really psyched to actually be noticing my nose, because it was a very well-posed and well-taken shot, and I have absolutely nothing else about it that bothers me. Hurray!!! Go Ron! You're awesome! And thanks to Dewey, Shake, Supernova, and everyone else for helping me pose.
Don't I have a fantastically hot roller derby team? I think, in fact, I do.
And in case you're wondering, yes, the last girl in the set is NoTorious V.A.G., and the prop she is holding like a Charlie's Angel pistol is, in fact, a genuine speculum borrowed for the purpose from Planned Parenthood. Just in case you were wondering.
Yes, we were all completely horrified. Until Sour Grapes picked it up and went "Afflack!" like the duck in the commercial.
Somehow all the Knockout outings turn into ab workouts, and we laugh until we can't breathe.
The entire team is on the rag. All the Knockouts. I looked back through LJ and realized that I am right on schedule. Mia was complaining she's ten days early.
I have pheremones of DOOOM. It's my fault, everybody!!! And there I was cursing out the others for getting me off-schedule, but no. I'm due today, and am cramping a bit already. It's me!
Sighhh. So I'm not feeling too hot. Tired. But, I did my physical therapy exercises, and put my inserts in my shoes, and did my heat and tendon massage before activity, then ice massage afterwards. So my knees don't hurt at all unless I do something really dumb. I just feel kind of... unable to move.
But what's this? Photos!!

The 2008 Nickel City Knockouts individual and team photos are back from the photographer.
My nose looks oddly pointy. I have never noticed how pointy my nose is before.
Probably because usually in photos I'm horrified by how fat/short/awkward/whatever I look. So I guess I'm really psyched to actually be noticing my nose, because it was a very well-posed and well-taken shot, and I have absolutely nothing else about it that bothers me. Hurray!!! Go Ron! You're awesome! And thanks to Dewey, Shake, Supernova, and everyone else for helping me pose.
Don't I have a fantastically hot roller derby team? I think, in fact, I do.
And in case you're wondering, yes, the last girl in the set is NoTorious V.A.G., and the prop she is holding like a Charlie's Angel pistol is, in fact, a genuine speculum borrowed for the purpose from Planned Parenthood. Just in case you were wondering.
Yes, we were all completely horrified. Until Sour Grapes picked it up and went "Afflack!" like the duck in the commercial.
Somehow all the Knockout outings turn into ab workouts, and we laugh until we can't breathe.
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