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Remember how I was ranting about the use of "and/or" in the pseudolegaleze bullshit I was transcribing?
That was NOTHING.
This, I promise you, is VERBATIM and UN-EDITED, except the company name was removed. The document is titled "Accident Investigation".

It is the policy of [company] that all work-related accidents, injuries, and illnesses are to be conducted in a professional manner to identify probable causes and are used to develop specific management actions for the prevention of future accidents.


Do they possibly mean "investigated" instead of "conducted"? The world may never know, because whoever wrote and PUBLISHED this document subsequently had their license to use the English language revoked. (It still wouldn't really make sense if the right verb were in it, but at least it wouldn't directly contradict the conventions of reality.)

Date: 2008-01-22 07:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kittyc1978.livejournal.com
funny how a mistake like that can make a doccument mean absolutely nothing!

Date: 2008-01-22 11:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] eveiya.livejournal.com
Ha! You should read the social work reports I have to type all day long! 20-30 pages of total guff is standard. :-D

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