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bomberqueen17:
Sit right behind me, right behind the desk I can’t leave. Have a loud, angry, contentious phone call in the shrill voice I know you can’t help but that goes right through my headphones.
Then hang up and turn to me, “Can you believe this person?” and literally recite the phone call to me, verbatim, regardless of whether I respond. Then pick up the phone and call another person and angrily, shrilly, recite the phone call to them.
I can’t unclench my jaw, this is agony.
SOON
counting down days
maintaining professional polite stoneface in person, or trying to anyway
putting this in my queue so it doesn’t post immediately after my other celebratory post
I cannot overstate how psyched I am that this isn’t going to be happening anymore. I have dealt with her for FIVE YEARS. I have FIVE YEARS of receipts.
I slapped her across the face once, and I am deeply ashamed of having done this, but i have had drinks bought for me over it, I was not alone in this.
OHHHHHHHH MY GOD.

bomberqueen17:
Sit right behind me, right behind the desk I can’t leave. Have a loud, angry, contentious phone call in the shrill voice I know you can’t help but that goes right through my headphones.
Then hang up and turn to me, “Can you believe this person?” and literally recite the phone call to me, verbatim, regardless of whether I respond. Then pick up the phone and call another person and angrily, shrilly, recite the phone call to them.
I can’t unclench my jaw, this is agony.
SOON
counting down days
maintaining professional polite stoneface in person, or trying to anyway
putting this in my queue so it doesn’t post immediately after my other celebratory post
I cannot overstate how psyched I am that this isn’t going to be happening anymore. I have dealt with her for FIVE YEARS. I have FIVE YEARS of receipts.
I slapped her across the face once, and I am deeply ashamed of having done this, but i have had drinks bought for me over it, I was not alone in this.
OHHHHHHHH MY GOD.
