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[dragonlady7]

... also i just got blood on my skirt.
That completes my look admirably, along with the fact that I didn't realize my bra shows through my shirt, there's a weird pattern on it that shows through and looks weird, and people have been squinting at me all day and now I know why, I've looked like an idiot wearing a stupid patterned bra under a white shirt all day.
A stupid patterned bra that shows through, and now I've bled through to my skirt, and I must look like some kind of fucking fashion plate.

*meltdown*

I will be the weird chick on the roller derby calendar who is dressed unconvincingly-yet-not-sexily as a man and has a puffy orange face because she's been crying and eating Chee-Tos.
It will be amazing.
I am just... I am amazing.

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[kkatowll.livejournal.com]

I was going to write: Don't worry. I think you're sexy. You'll look great in the calendar.
But then I thought that might go over wrong.
But I couldn't think of anything else to say, so I've now said it anyway.

[dragonlady7.livejournal.com]

I will probably live.
I am looking at photos of fuzzy kitties.
THe phone has not rung in nearly fifteen minutes, and so no one has said anything absolutely ridiculously stupid to me in at least that amount of time.
I am more or less refusing to do any work for the time being.
I will catch up tomorrow.

I will probably never catch up on all the sales bullshit I'm meant to be doing. I agree that most of the tasks I am assigned are good ideas, but then, I don't have time to do them, so, I may well get fired, and actually that would be ideal. I'd be making more in unemployment than I am now.
But I like my coworkers, I do, so I don't have it in me to deliberately try to get fired.
I just...
Yeah.

I wanted to stay at home today, in bed, and finish revising the next section of The Perpetually Unfinished Goddamn Book. But I don't have time, and won't get to it anytime soon. I could skip roller derby practice, but then I'd feel worse about being fat and out of shape and yet more worried about getting my ass kicked by the new coach...
Sigh. Ungh. I need a mental health day but can't bear to screw over my coworkers like that, as undoubtedly more crazies will need help tomorrow and i haven't finished sending out all the crap for the crazies today.

Guh.

This is a job for...
Booze!
But I can't really drink much with dinner if I'm going to drive half an hour to go get my picture taken. Phooey.

[kkatowll.livejournal.com]

Drink once you get there. Bring booze. Drink for the picture!

[dragonlady7.livejournal.com]

But it's a half-hour drive home... :/

[kkatowll.livejournal.com]

Oh. I was assuming you'd be practicing afterward. Well, drink a little booze and hang out for a bit.

[alex-beecroft.livejournal.com]

I think you're great! And I went out on Saturday with a blue skirt on which turned out to be ripped down the back, just where my bright pink underwear would show through most, so it happens to everyone :)

[lenine2.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry to laugh at your misery, but the puffy orange face thing got me.

[applegnat.livejournal.com]

Oh no, one of those days. Hugs. Hope the Cheetos, at least, helped you. :X