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dragonlady7Funny customer service story of the moment:
Guy calls. He's having asbestos remediation done. "I'm a neurotic Jew," he explains. "I want to make sure." He wants to know if our filter will help. He has one already, see.
I am really not sure.
I ask for his name so I can look up his records, find out what kind of filter he has. Rosenberg, from New York. "Uh," I say, "there are several of those in New York."
He laughs. "Oh yes," he says, and gives me his first name. "Yeah, when I was on the plane to Israel, there's a stereotype for you, going to visit my brother, there was a problem with someone's luggage, someone named Rosenberg. So it's me and two Hasidic Jews standing there. And of course the problem is my luggage. And I know they're standing there going, 'See, this wouldn't have happened to you if you loved God as much as we do.'" I laugh. "So there I am being searched, and the Israeli soldier holding the machine gun on me is this really hot chick. And I just can't figure out how to ask her out."
He sighs wistfully. "I even asked my brother. How do you ask out the hot chick with the machine gun? 'You don't,' my brother says. 'Her penis is bigger than yours.'"
Guy calls. He's having asbestos remediation done. "I'm a neurotic Jew," he explains. "I want to make sure." He wants to know if our filter will help. He has one already, see.
I am really not sure.
I ask for his name so I can look up his records, find out what kind of filter he has. Rosenberg, from New York. "Uh," I say, "there are several of those in New York."
He laughs. "Oh yes," he says, and gives me his first name. "Yeah, when I was on the plane to Israel, there's a stereotype for you, going to visit my brother, there was a problem with someone's luggage, someone named Rosenberg. So it's me and two Hasidic Jews standing there. And of course the problem is my luggage. And I know they're standing there going, 'See, this wouldn't have happened to you if you loved God as much as we do.'" I laugh. "So there I am being searched, and the Israeli soldier holding the machine gun on me is this really hot chick. And I just can't figure out how to ask her out."
He sighs wistfully. "I even asked my brother. How do you ask out the hot chick with the machine gun? 'You don't,' my brother says. 'Her penis is bigger than yours.'"
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