Here's the highlight reel of the March 31st bout.
If you care to look for me, I am wearing white-capped knee and elbow pads, and black and white striped tights. I don't show up a whole lot. There's one far-off shot of me falling in the pack, but it's not very dramatic. There's another shot of me failing to protect my jammer from two Saucies because I can't figure out how to hit either of them without just knocking them into poor Blackie.
You can also, if you are sort of sick, watch Lizzie McFighter blow her knee. She's the tall skinny girl in the white helmet. She gets hit by Dementer close to a third through the video [just after the shot of little girl and the woman {that's her mom, Devil Dollies member Jocelyn Balls, not her real name} with pink pom poms], and goes into the chairs, falling pretty much onto the cameraman, and you can see her raise a hand to her head before the camera cuts away-- she got up, and skated, and made it through the pack, sort of limping, but then KaPOWski hit her, legally, and she fell cleanly and realized she was fucked, and didn't get up again. At the end they show her going out on the stretcher.
(A little after her fall there's a shot of me, white stripes aglow in the blacklight, totally taking a dive at the back of the pack, but I land on my pads, and thinking back, I don't even remember that fall. It didn't leave a bruise, I can promise you that.)
There is also an absolutely gorgeous shot of Alley Oops's crotch, as she falls basically into the camera and then gets up, fishnet tights in sharp focus in extreme-close-up as she gets up and skates away. It's really pretty flattering to her exceedingly sexy thigh muscles. But we're not about exploitation, here. Noooo.
Less amusingly, Kiki Konkussion (in the video, she is wearing the gold-sequined leotard and bunny ears) was fired from her job two days ago for being involved in a violent and sexual sport, although it sort of didn't stick and she's got her job back. The fact remains, she got fired, so we all need to buy her drinks and also firebomb her employers. Who are, incidentally, a major hotel chain that begins with H and has a Y and also ends in Att. Motherfuckers.
If you care to look for me, I am wearing white-capped knee and elbow pads, and black and white striped tights. I don't show up a whole lot. There's one far-off shot of me falling in the pack, but it's not very dramatic. There's another shot of me failing to protect my jammer from two Saucies because I can't figure out how to hit either of them without just knocking them into poor Blackie.
You can also, if you are sort of sick, watch Lizzie McFighter blow her knee. She's the tall skinny girl in the white helmet. She gets hit by Dementer close to a third through the video [just after the shot of little girl and the woman {that's her mom, Devil Dollies member Jocelyn Balls, not her real name} with pink pom poms], and goes into the chairs, falling pretty much onto the cameraman, and you can see her raise a hand to her head before the camera cuts away-- she got up, and skated, and made it through the pack, sort of limping, but then KaPOWski hit her, legally, and she fell cleanly and realized she was fucked, and didn't get up again. At the end they show her going out on the stretcher.
(A little after her fall there's a shot of me, white stripes aglow in the blacklight, totally taking a dive at the back of the pack, but I land on my pads, and thinking back, I don't even remember that fall. It didn't leave a bruise, I can promise you that.)
There is also an absolutely gorgeous shot of Alley Oops's crotch, as she falls basically into the camera and then gets up, fishnet tights in sharp focus in extreme-close-up as she gets up and skates away. It's really pretty flattering to her exceedingly sexy thigh muscles. But we're not about exploitation, here. Noooo.
Less amusingly, Kiki Konkussion (in the video, she is wearing the gold-sequined leotard and bunny ears) was fired from her job two days ago for being involved in a violent and sexual sport, although it sort of didn't stick and she's got her job back. The fact remains, she got fired, so we all need to buy her drinks and also firebomb her employers. Who are, incidentally, a major hotel chain that begins with H and has a Y and also ends in Att. Motherfuckers.
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Date: 2007-04-06 05:06 pm (UTC)OK, I'm intrigued. I'm dying to know the details behind this story.
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Date: 2007-04-07 03:28 am (UTC)