a dumb meme but amusing

[dragonlady7]

Stolen from that_redhead, but then edited, because I can never leave bad enough alone:


YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 4 or 5 letters of real name plus izzle)
Bridgizzle. Or Brizzle. Bridzzle just sounds like a Bavarian-style baked treat.

YOUR DETECTIVE NAME (fav color and fav animal):
Blue Horse
No, that really just sounds like a stupid name for the inscrutable Native American wise man in some awful TV show.

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME (middle name, and childhood street):
Siobhan Roe
(I've done that one before and rather liked it-- in fact I've considered using it as a pen name.)

YOUR STAR WARS NAME (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, first 3 letters of mom's maiden name):
Kelbrish
(Oh Lord, I've just found a way to fill in the characters in that interminable fantasy novel I'm having so much trouble writing.)

YOUR SUPERHERO NAME (2nd favorite color, favorite drink)
Green Bourbon
(No, that just sounds unpleasant.)

YOUR IRAQI NAME (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):
Rlihrkr.
(You, too, can speak Arabic like a member of the US Armed Forces!)
(I say that lovingly. Go back to last February in this journal to read my brother-in-law's tales of attempting to interview prisoners in Iraq. Poor bastard was an MP.)

YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (grandmother and grandfather's first name)
I could either be Betty Willard, or Margaret John.
(Hmmmm....)

YOUR GOTH NAME (black, and the name of a pet):
Black Sugar
(Sugar was the horse. I did have a chicken named Blue-Eyes [her eyes, of course, were brown, she being a chicken, but then, I was seven] who was next in the running for this one. But then I also had a rabbit named Oreo, and that would've been almost as funny. I am paralyzed by indecision. We'll stick with the horse, who, incidentally, was terribly un-gothy, being plump and white and bossy.)

YOUR PORN STAR NAME (One of your pets names, and a street you've lived on):
Biscuit St. Lawrence

(I've heard the porn star name listed as your first pet's name and your mother's maiden name, which is more amusing: I wind up being Cupcake Shaver, my dad winds up as Buck Brown, my mom is Muffin Denison, Z is Hammy Galitis. The fun goes on and on.)

Comments

[that-redhead.livejournal.com]

Cupcake Shaver? HAHAHA!!!!