Frank, I sware to God

[dragonlady7]

This one is good enough that I really ought to post it on airportbartender, but I'm on a different computer than the one with that login bookmarked.

So today, Senior Cocktail Waitress was on vacation, so I was working with a younger girl. This girl, at one point, came behind the bar with a cocktail napkin she'd picked up from one of her tables. It was covered in large writing in blue ballpoint pen, in the handwriting of what looked to be a young woman. "This girl was on the phone like the whole time," my coworker said. "Looks like she likes her job even less than I do."
The napkin bore a bullet-pointed list, apparently written by the girl to herself while talking on the phone.

• I quit. I quit.
  
• Fire me.
  
• I hate this damn job.
  
• Frank, I sware to God!!!
  

I dunno whether Frank was the person on the other end of the phone, or whether there was someone sitting with her. It's almost funnier not to speculate.

The rest of the day I kept saying to the other girl, "Frank, I sware to God!!" and she'd laugh.

Comments

[kkatowll.livejournal.com]

That's GREAT! :)