yeah.

[dragonlady7]

Any fans of 24 in the house?
Any haters of 24 in the house?
I have never actually seen the show, either season of the show, and you know what? I don't need to.
But here is the most brilliant spoof of it, ever.
The Condensed 24, by Joshua Norton (of noematic.org).
The man is brilliant.

INT. DISNEYLAND BUNKER COMPLEX - DAY

Jack is hiding behind a concrete support pillar in a long featureless tunnel. He's firing tracer rounds down the tunnel at the SEVEN DWARVES and PLUTO, who have taken cover behind the bullet-riddled corpse of the QUEEN OF HEARTS. Toon carnage abounds-- the severed blood-spattered remnants of most of the Disney pantheon are scattered around the tunnel. The Dwarves and Pluto return fire with pistols and carbines, but it's clear they're outclassed. "It's a Small World After All," ECHOES down the hallway from somewhere behind Jack. Jack's phone RINGS.

JACK
(over the sound of gunfire)
Bauer here!

PRESIDENT (O.S.)
Jack! This is the President! How's it going?

JACK
Pretty good, sir. I'm almost to the final bunker.

PRESIDENT (O.S.)
Great! Watch out for Scrooge McDuck! He's a tough old bastard. He's been adventuring for years.

JACK
Will do sir! Thanks for the heads-up!

Ahhh. That's my dose of TV for the, like, year.

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[(Anonymous)]

Do you know Meg? She's one of our fencers.

I'm a big fan of watching her watch 24. She has a monster Keifer Sutherland crush, and is crazy batshit insane (in the good way), so she screams / yells / cajoles / warns / cheers at the television much in the same way that men do while watching sports, although with the more fully-developed range of emotion that you might expect from a female.

Pure entertainment.

-d