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Unusually, I've just demonstrated some rather perfect timing in my gardening. I just went out and planted some peas and lettuce in gaps in the garden, as my first crop of neither did very well, and as I was finishing, it started pouring. So, hopefully those'll all be well watered-in.

Something ate all the leaves of my beans as they came up, which is really irritating. I like beans but don't think I'll be getting any at all this year, and am quite put out.

Of all the seeds I bought, there are a bunch I've never even planted, and a bunch more that I planted and none at all came up, so I feel a bit of a failure. Mom reminded me kindly that I'd had very good success for my first try.

I sort of want to plant marijuana in my garden. I'd ask someone to talk me out of it, but I rather think my common sense already did. However. I think it would be funny.

The compost heap has compacted a bit in all this rain, and I turned it over today. Maybe it will create dirt for me-- I don't really know how to collect the dirt, though.

Sabres game tonight, and I'll be at work. I am most thoroughly not looking forward to any of that. The tables will fill up with people not eating and not drinking, and like last Friday, the managers will want me to stay late, to wash dishes for the bartender pretty much, and I have the car today so if it takes me extra time to get out, I'll be all right. But I'm not going to stay late just to make Management happy. I'll only stay late if I have customers.

Date: 2006-06-01 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hathy-col.livejournal.com
Our beans are always eaten by slugs. They won't touch the other plants, but they'll eat the beans. Very strange.

Date: 2006-06-01 08:14 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Do you actually smoke the mary jane?

- Danny D.

Date: 2006-06-02 02:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonlady7.livejournal.com
Ooh! Ooh! Can I be like in a cop show and plead the fifth? Or is that improper legalese?

I've never actually pleaded the fifth before. The idea of it tickles me. Or am I using it wrong?

Date: 2006-06-02 02:37 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
You can plead the fifth, but it doesnt really mean anything unless you are talking to a policeman or a judge.. But if it were me, I'd plead the ninth.

I was on the phone with Z. Sorry bout that....

Danny

Date: 2006-06-02 03:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dragonlady7.livejournal.com
The ninth?? What's the ninth?


Not your fault Z's rude.

Date: 2006-06-02 12:17 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Ninth Amendment

"The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people."


Affectionately known as the incorporation clause....

D. D.F.

how's that for logic?

Date: 2006-06-02 12:58 pm (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
The Constitution doesn't say we can't smoke grass.
The Constitution says omission from the Constitution cannot deny people rights.
The Constitution cannot deny us the right to smoke grass.
The Controlled Substances Act denies us the right to smoke grass.
The Controlled Substances Act contradicts the Constitution.
Therefore, the Controlled Substances Act is unconstitutional.
qed

- Z

Re: how's that for logic?

Date: 2006-06-03 10:10 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
The constitution also doesnt say you cant molest little children...

-D

Re: how's that for logic?

Date: 2006-06-03 10:11 am (UTC)
From: (Anonymous)
Also, the controlled substances act doesnt say you cant smoke grass, it says you cant possess grass

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