I love Canadian spring break in the border towns.

[dragonlady7]

Setting: Landmark Bar, Buffalo-Niagara International Airport, 3:30 pm, on the second day of Canadian Spring Break.

Me calling out across back of bar to bartender at opposite end: Hey, Evan!

Evan at bartender's register, some feet away: What?

Me: You got a sense of humor I could borrow? Mine's about run out.

Evan: Aw man-- sorry, I'm running low myself.

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Moral of the story: Canada, you are not funny. And 5% on a $40 tab? Also not funny. Please fuck off and die now.

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[mother2012.livejournal.com]

In your honor, I left a generous tip with the waitress at a restaurant last night.