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[dragonlady7]

I brewed a whole pot of coffee. "I'll reheat it and have some later," I said to myself, as I sat down to sip my first cup.

Three cups later I've realized I've just got no idea when to stop.

It's like my heart is beating three beats at once.


Just kidding.

Whooo.
Maybe.

Trying, for a change of pace, to write a synopsis of my novel. So far it basically goes:

Martins is a young captain in the army of the Letts, a small independent nation ruled by his father Galjis. An honest and upright soldier proud to be bound by duty, Martins has only the slightest inkling that the world is a dark and complex place. But then he rescues a mysterious woman, Callonia, from the bandits at his country's border. She brings with her an awareness of the dirty ways of the world, and Martins begins to see the flaws in his own society.
Then, like, a whole bunch of stuff happens and he's like all badass and the bad guys are like "Nooo!" and then there's some good sex scenes and violence and it's just awesome!!!! You totally have to read this book.

Can you tell when the coffee kicked in?
Worse still is the fact that I currently think this is the funniest thing ever and I can't stop giggling, out loud.

Comments

[gyen-gaoltosing.livejournal.com]

It's like my heart is beating three beats at once.

Then, like, a whole bunch of stuff happens and he's like all badass and the bad guys are like "Nooo!" and then there's some good sex scenes and violence and it's just awesome!!!! You totally have to read this book.

*LMAO*

Step away from the coffee cup, ma'am.

[dragonlady7.livejournal.com]

Yyyyy'knowww, I dddddin't mean to dddrink thhhat mmmuch ccococococoffee, I jjjjjust sssort of of kkkkept ggggoing bbbebecause it was thhhere...

[gyen-gaoltosing.livejournal.com]

Yeah, coffee is one of those bottomless pleasures. Much like chocolate. And pizza.

Dude - brain in the gutter

[gyen-gaoltosing.livejournal.com]

As in bottomless, I meant unending. :D

Re: Dude - brain in the gutter

[dragonlady7.livejournal.com]

Mmmm. Pleasures of the bottom.

Wait, wouldn't that be, like, granola or something else with lots of fiber?

Huh huh. You said "bottom".



I'm trying and trying but I really can't make that be dirty.

[kkatowll.livejournal.com]

well, it IS kinda funny...and the summary would convince me to read the book...well, up to the bit where you went insane.

[dragonlady7.livejournal.com]

I think that's the problem with all my projects. They're good right up until I go insane.



Seriously: Can't stop giggling. God I'm so funny!

[dragonlady7.livejournal.com]

Crap, it's back!



WHY do I think I'm funny when I'm NOT?