UNDEEEES!!
Jan. 18th, 2006 06:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dragonlady7Worked 9:30-4:30 today. Was distinctly an odd experience-- at 2:30, looked at the time and sighed, and then said, "Wait! I go home in two hours! Squeee!"
The 11-7 woman working with me grumbled at me, and I distinctly recalled being in her position and grumbling at the 9-5 opener on several occasions.
So, dropped Z off at his work on the way in, and picked him up on the way home: he works at 1 end of the 33 expressway from Downtown to the Airport, and I work at (duh) the other end. So it's faster to get to his work from mine than from either one to our house, though the distance is longer, because, well, it's a direct expressway.
Got home and there was a box perched precariously in the door, from the postman. And it contained--- my order from Bravissimo.com! Whoa! So exciting. Bras!
Actually I only bought myself one bra, which I didn't really remember buying. It's a thoroughly unobtrusive and thus useful beige seamless bra in a slightly different size, which fits me almost exactly just like all the other ones. Sure. Why not?
The other two items I bought were both swimsuit tops, because really, just you try buying a swimsuit top that is reasonable for a F cup.
One is a tankini top, which is nice enough. The other?
A halterneck polka-dot bikini with contrasting ruffly trim.
I Do Not have the Abs for a Bikini.
Why did I buy myself a bikini top?
Do you remember my autumnal saga of awfulness with the horrid old lady next door?
Yes. I will be gardening in a halter-top polka-dot bikini.
I am that much of a thoroughgoing noodge.
*grins smugly*
Also, it fits really well. I may be wearing it around the house henceforth.
Whether or not I do any situps or crunches to make this less of an atrocity.... Well, that's a question for another time. Meanwhile... BOOBS!!!
The 11-7 woman working with me grumbled at me, and I distinctly recalled being in her position and grumbling at the 9-5 opener on several occasions.
So, dropped Z off at his work on the way in, and picked him up on the way home: he works at 1 end of the 33 expressway from Downtown to the Airport, and I work at (duh) the other end. So it's faster to get to his work from mine than from either one to our house, though the distance is longer, because, well, it's a direct expressway.
Got home and there was a box perched precariously in the door, from the postman. And it contained--- my order from Bravissimo.com! Whoa! So exciting. Bras!
Actually I only bought myself one bra, which I didn't really remember buying. It's a thoroughly unobtrusive and thus useful beige seamless bra in a slightly different size, which fits me almost exactly just like all the other ones. Sure. Why not?
The other two items I bought were both swimsuit tops, because really, just you try buying a swimsuit top that is reasonable for a F cup.
One is a tankini top, which is nice enough. The other?
A halterneck polka-dot bikini with contrasting ruffly trim.
I Do Not have the Abs for a Bikini.
Why did I buy myself a bikini top?
Do you remember my autumnal saga of awfulness with the horrid old lady next door?
Yes. I will be gardening in a halter-top polka-dot bikini.
I am that much of a thoroughgoing noodge.
*grins smugly*
Also, it fits really well. I may be wearing it around the house henceforth.
Whether or not I do any situps or crunches to make this less of an atrocity.... Well, that's a question for another time. Meanwhile... BOOBS!!!
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Date: 2006-01-19 01:19 am (UTC)I am seething with jealousy. And laughing at the potential reaction of the neighbor. First the hideous weeds near the garage, now the bikini?
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Date: 2006-01-19 04:01 am (UTC)I have been thinking that i ought to continue drinking, but can't really think what I should top that off with. I might have more Scotch. I've actually been in a really good mood all day today, so it doesn't really matter what I drink.
I am, of course, wearing the bikini top at the moment, but it is cold, so I am also wearing a sweatshirt. I am certain that this in no way detracts from its awesomeness, however. I think perhaps some sort of martini is in order. But a girly one, with triple sec in it so it's not so alcoholly-tasting.