Love Letter

[dragonlady7]

To The Cunt At The Middle Table Who Left Me A Canadian Penny On A $25 Tab After I Gave Her A Drink For Free And A 10% Discount Because The Kitchen Was Slow With Her Order:

I have every certainty that you will, someday, get what is coming to you, and I heretofore refuse to waste any more energy thinking of you. When I look back in my journal and see this, I am going to bask in the warm glow of certainty that Fate has definitely evened the score and your petty, miserable little soul has in some small way had the karma you fucking owe me subtracted forcibly from it.

Fuck you very much,

A Smug Waitress


P.S. All my other tables tipped me at least 20% because they noticed what a cunt you were being, so I more than made up the $2 you probably would have left me if the Grille hadn't fucked up.

P.P.S. I rather imagine the payback will come in the form of your limp dishrag of a whipped husband actually learning to stand up for himself and leaving you, you miserable harridan. I bet his new wife is thinner, you fat fucking cow.

P.P.P.S. And as extra punishment for the unholy way you giggled (carefully within my earshot) while you put the penny in and took the receipt out of the receipt booklet, I rather hope Fate throws in a nice case of psoriasis.

Comments

[arwenevenstar5.livejournal.com]

What a BITCH!! I do not understand why people deliberatly act like that. Do not dwell on it honey and let it get you down. She is just an ass and that is that. It is so hard being awaitress. I have never had that experience, butmy sister has. She was working up until her 8 1/2 month of pregnency before she just could not stand anymore. Her husband also was working and it was hard for both of them. On top of it she still had another child at the time. But she had a cheery attitude and the customers always tipped well. Especially on Friday and Saturday nights. Once she brought home almost $250.00 in tips on a Friday noght. That was working at Denny'e mind you. I hope you are feeling a little better now you have vented. Take care.

huggles and lots of chocolate,
arwenevenstar