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[dragonlady7]

Thanks to leopard_lady, I have discovered a webcomic with skinny-boy jokes.

The boy is skinnier than a slide-rule with an eating disorder.

You people are boring on Tuesdays.
The bar was dead. I am weary and tired.
And inexpicably, have the next three Fridays off, and am working Wednesdays cocktailing at Landmark instead. Go figure. I won't complain.

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[amyjessica.livejournal.com]

That reminds me of a funny quote from a movie:

"You're so skinny, you turn sideways and stick out your tongue you'd look like a zipper."

Don't know why, but that always makes me snicker.

[dragonlady7.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine used to say that of himself. He was skinnier than Dave (possible, but only with an eating disorder. Truly scary. He is better now). We dated briefly. I made a tasteless joke about a double-ended zipper in response. He looked down and blushed. It was funny.