sarcastic romantic moments, #872

[dragonlady7]

Dave and I are so lovey-dovey and gooshy. How can the world stand it?

I came to where he was sitting on the couch, and sat beside him, and leaned against him, and threaded my arms around his waist, pressing my head against his shoulder. He sighed, and snuggled me for a moment.
"Ahh," he said, "you smell like..."
"Like?" I prompted.
He thought a moment.
"Permanent markers," he said.



Can you smell the romance? Oh yeah.

Comments

[spacellama.livejournal.com]

Permanent-marker smell is very romantic! This from a woman who spends quality romantic time with her husband... playing City of Heroes on the computers. ;)

[dragonlady7.livejournal.com]

Oh, Dave and I mostly spend our time together instant-messaging each other across the room. In our old apartment, I would sit on the bed, and he would sit across the desk from me in the desk chair, and we'd IM one another from literally three feet apart.

Oh the degeneracy of the age.

If we're going to have an argument we have to conduct it via e-mail. We both simply express ourselves better in writing.

And he still stands by his earlier comment: I smelled like permanent markers. "What?" he says. "Markers smell good."