a Best Of dave for the evening

[dragonlady7]

best Dave quotes from dinner tonight (scallops wrapped in bacon and grilled, also coconut-jasmine rice and butter-and-basil frozen peas, accompanied by Mike's Hard Cranberry Lemonade [what a brilliant idea that stuff is]):

On Lab partners:
"There are twenty people in my chem lab, and I got the only dud."

On shrinking drink portion sizes (Mike's comes in 11.2-oz bottles, which is pretty skeezy; I suggested getting them in fo'ties [40-oz]):
"I may be homosexual, but I'm a gangsta homosexual."