i've been trying not to blog this.

[dragonlady7]

I've been totally trying not to link to this, not to tell anyone how funny I found this, but god damn, I just had to go read it again because it was so funny, and I just can't keep it to myself any longer.
Yes, I thought this was really funny.
Dooce.com: A Story About Someone Else's Ass. Yes, I know, it's a horrible story about pooping. but oh my god. (Scroll down, the first paragraph is about someone else.)

But he woke up, oh my god, he woke up with his pants around his ankles...

Can't stop laughing. It's horrible. I'm a bad person. I no longer have any moral superiority. That's just it, folks. Bummer. *snicker*