too much McSweeney's

[dragonlady7]

Dear Officials of the United States Government,

I thought I would just get in touch and let you know what is going on in my reproductive system and general private area lately. You seem really interested, and I wouldn't want to put you to the trouble of subpoenaing my medical records just to find out what's happening in my uterus.

An Open Letter to Officials of the United States Government Regarding What's New in My Reproductive Area.
BY EMILY WEINSTEIN