Resume

[dragonlady7]

All right. I'm going to put my resumé up because I'm proud of what a consummate work of artistic bullcrap it is. :)
I made it short, sweet, and to the point, omitting all work that was irrelevant. I don't know how I'm supposed to put all like eight jobs I've had on there, and I don't think anyone will care at the current juncture. Not for bartending.

Anyway, I'm proud of the wording. :)

QUALIFICATIONS
My diverse educational, work, and personal experiences give me a unique perspective well suited to the profession of bartending. In addition, my C.A.R.E. certification has given me an up-to-date background in the legal ramifications of responsible alcohol service.

EDUCATION
1997-98 St. Leonard's School, Scotland, UK: A-levels in English and History
1998-2002 B. A. in English, with Honors, University of Rochester
July 2004 Graduate, Bartender's Professional Training Institute
July 18, 2004: Qualified for C.A.R.E. Certification through the Educational Institute of the American Hotel & Lodging Association.

EMPLOYMENT
1999-2000 Cashier/Maintenance, Stewart's Ice Cream Shop #128
During college I worked as a cashier in one of a regional chain of over 300 ice cream and convenience stores. I performed food service duties including complex ice cream orders for demanding customers, manned the cash register, and did shift paperwork, inventory, and maintenance duties including cleaning and stock rotation. I was commended by the chain owner on the exemplary appearance of my store.

2002-2003 Junior Technical Writer, ADL Data Services, Inc.
My duties included beta testing of the software written by the programming department, and the writing and graphic design of all technical documentation and marketing literature. I was also responsible for the creation, maintenance, and search engine ranking of the company website. I achieved a #1 or #2 search engine ranking for the website for its top ten search terms within three months of the site's launch after teaching myself the necessary computer skills.