today, number umpteen

[dragonlady7]

No, I have nothing really deep to discuss.

Just a (not really that) quiet observation (about juicy sex scenes) that only fellow fanficcers will be interested in / entertained by.

You know you really shouldn't click.

Oh dear...

I was rewriting my heavily-angsty Eomer/Lothiriel trauma-of-marriage fic. Got a shiny new plot revision, and some excellent new twists with potentially vivid scenes. I like it a lot better than I did.

But...

I think I've just angst-femmeslashed Lothiriel and Eowyn.

Horrifying.

Should I go all out and make it a group therapy session and throw Arwen in there too? C'mon, who wants a biracial incestuous-by-marriage lesbian threesome? I promise I'll be explicit, inasmuch as I ever am.

You know you want me to. But don't say 'yes' if you don't mean it, because I *will* make it integral to the plot. I've never slashed anybody before (except for one extremely dark and disturbing never-published short-short involving, well, let's just say someone who ought never to be slashed. No, not Treebeard. Guess again. Grosser.) but it's tempting. I must give in to my dark side...

We all know that lesbians don't exist under English law (it's true. I was one there. I swear to God, lesbians are not included in the law, or weren't in 1997 anyway) and so don't count under Tolkien's views on extramarital sex. If it's good enough for Queen Victoria it's good enough for me!!!