this is totally inappropriate

[dragonlady7]

and yet I have to blog it. Compulsion! But I'll put it behind a cut so only the morbidly curious will read it. (rated I for Inappropriate (sexual content), but at least there's no poop or self-revelation. I know you all hate that stuff.)
*cut*!

It's the 3rd of the month and we just realized that both of us forgot to pay the rent. We usually alternate. I volunteered to throw a check in the mail immediately (we are never late, so we're totally horror-stricken at our own failings. I'm serious. I'll be late with the phone bill, because I know Verizon doesn't have to pay its mortgage on the 15th. My landlady does.) even though it's not my turn.
Dave said, thanks, and asked if I wanted him to cut me a check to pay me back for it, or just give me $1500 in oral sex.
I'm thinking of taking the latter, but am hampered by the fact that I have no idea what the going rate is for that stuff.
Anyone?
Or should I just have him keep going until I feel like it's been worth $1500?

I just want to casually take this opportunity to point out here that I am not an unemployed freeloader. :)
(Actually, inexplicably, since being fired, i have far more money than I ever did before. Why? I don't know. My income is halved, but somehow my savings are doubled. Go figure. My commute was free and I packed a lunch every day, and I spent nothing on my wardrobe, so I can't imagine where all that money went while I was earning it. Well... I don't leave the house at all and don't buy anything, but I didn't then either. Perhaps my soul being drained somehow drained my bank account while I wasn't looking?)